Pen Quotes

DavesSchlummyWit
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February 27, 2013 10:53am UTC

Right, but we think we know things; when really we know nothing
~ his Bobness

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Marian*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:37pm UTC

DUDE I SAID YOU
COULD BORROW
MY PEN
not eat it.

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PotatoSalad
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February 20, 2013 2:40am UTC

My pens never run out of ink.
I always lose them before it happens.

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Jillianxxx
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February 19, 2013 11:13pm UTC

do you ever use a pen and you're
just blown away by how smoothly it
glides acrossed the page and how the
ink flows out so beautifuly like tears
of jesus or something.

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HatredXD
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Steve sent me Witty pens.
TIME TO PUT THEM ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL! MUHAHAHAH!~
-evil laughs uncontrollably until starts to choke*
Thank you Steve :) <3

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the_nicest_account_on_witty
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 6:29pm UTC

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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February 3, 2013 10:03am UTC

That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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...*
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February 2, 2013 9:17am UTC

Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = You get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marrige
No marrige = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
I wouldn't lose a pen...
^ I got that from a site. I forgot where it was.
But NMQ

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GRACEROCKS
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January 25, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Teacher- Wow it's so quiet in here I could hear a pin drop!
Friend- *Drops pen*
Teacher- I SAID PIN!

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