Best Peanuts Quotes Today

brillt27
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August 7, 2013 4:48pm UTC

the generation of today are so allergic to everything future wars will be fought by people throwing bags of peanuts and cat fur at each other

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 6:39pm UTC

I'm eating a cookie.
This cookie is going to give me diabetes.
That sounds absolutely amazing. No joke.
It's a peanut butter cookie with peanuts and Reeses in them.
*jealous*
Format by Breeze

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beatleslove
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March 4, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Me at track
Coach : Okay, wait...wait... GO GO GO!!!!
Me : *Grabs stick and takes off*
Me : *Runs by boyfriend*
Him : Don't fall!
Me : *Trips*

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*compassionate soul*
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March 28, 2014 1:04pm UTC

"In the book of life the answers aren't in the back."
~ Charlie Brown

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MaryPenguin
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August 17, 2013 11:46pm UTC

I sorta,
kinda,
maybe,
might,
slightly,
possibly,
think I maybe
like you.
A lot.

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KaylaChester123
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March 3, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Sometimes, I really start to think,
What am I doing with my life?

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peek-a-boo*
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July 11, 2014 1:21pm UTC

two peanuts walked into a bar
one was a salted

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Nananananaa
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January 8, 2014 4:15am UTC

allergies are wierd as heck
like you can snap a leg in half
but if you eat this peanut,
u dead
Cookiedoughformats

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beatleslove
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March 3, 2013 9:19am UTC

Me talking to Mac about track
Mac: Dude! Our thingy is in like two days!!!
Me: I know! I'm flipping out because I probably won't throw because I'm weak!
Me: LOOK AT THESE NOODLE ARMS!!!!!
Me: *Shakes arms everywhere*
Mac: *Laughs, falls out of windows, and dies*

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UnicornsandMustaches
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May 4, 2013 12:40am UTC

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND THERE IS NO ONE THERE EXCEPT FOR THE BARTENDER.
HE ORDERS A BEER FROM THE BARTENDER, SITS DOWN AND SIPS HIS BEER.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE GUY HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE TIE.”
THE GUY LOOKS AROUND THE BAR AND DOESN’T SEE ANYONE.
A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. HEY, NICE SHIRT.”
THE MAN LOOKS AROUND AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS THERE.
FINALLY, A FEW MINUTES LATER HE HEARS SOMEONE WHISPER, “PSST. YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE GUY.”
THE MAN IS STARTLED AT THIS POINT AND ASKS THE BARTENDER WHO KEEPS TALKING.
THE BARTENDER TURNED TO THE MAN, POINTED TO THE PEANUTS HE WAS SITTING BY AND SAID, “THAT WILL BE THE PEANUTS. THEY'RE COMPLIMENTARY.”

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100
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August 25, 2014 2:44pm UTC

Am I the only person on this planet who doesn't like Reece's?

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