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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 10:59am UTC

Me: *goes to school*
School: *boring, gym class, gossip, rumors*
Me: *misses school*
School: *gives out money, male model photo shoot, buys pizza, takes everyone on a trip to disney world, hands out free concert tickets*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 18, 2013 6:28pm UTC

Teacher: We're breakin-
Me: FREE, SOARING, FLYING, THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN'T REACH.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Airport metal detector: *goes off*
Airport security: I'm afraid you're going to have to step out of line, ma'am.
Me: ugh, not my buns of steel again

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 11, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Mom: I remember seeing an ultrasound of you.
Mom: Your arm and leg nubs were moving.
Me: I was practicing for Twerk Nationals

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 11, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Girl: Follow me on Tumblr! I ship Zarry, Ziall, Ziam, Zouis, Larry, Lilo, Liall, Layn, Hiam, Hiall, Hayn, Houis, Nayn, Niam, Nouis, Narry, Harcel, and Marry!
Me: ... huh?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 10:50am UTC

Guys
Girls can steal your hoodies and it's perfectly fine.
But if you steal their clothes, it's called 'stalking' and being creepy.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 7:28am UTC

Friend: So, yeah, in our backyard, my little sister and brother have those butterfly keepers. The butterflies are full grown!
Me: nope nope nope nope nope nope

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 6, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Dating Website: What do you have to offer in a relationship?
Me: I can eat like theres no tomorrow.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 4, 2013 8:12am UTC

Me: *sitting outside with my friend, listening to music from my phone*
Cute guys: *walking by*
Friend: I can't even hear it, take out the headphones
Friend: *rips headphones out of my phone*
Phone: *blasts that one embarrassing song*
Cute guys: *laugh*
Me: *kicks friend in the throat*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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July 18, 2013 7:40pm UTC

All of my friends: *get their first kisses and first boyfriends*
Me: Psh, well. I got my first blog when I was 11. *snaps fingers*
Me: Don't hate

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
April 7, 2013 4:45pm UTC

so last summer i was interning at this camp and had to fill out an application
beforehand, but i was lazy so asked my mom to do it. under the section entitled
"interests," instead of writing "tennis and basketball" or "art and drawing" or even
"swimming," she wrote "one direction." that's all she wrote. the entire summer, the
camp director thought i was this weird kid who had a crazy obsession with them...
which i do. thanks, mom.

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MyDearRomeo
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:44pm UTC

You know the end is near when My Chemical Romance breaks up.

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tacosliketoparty
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February 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

-tacosliketoparty
gorgeous girls: "I'm so ugly, omg"
me: .______.

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LittleMissDaydreamer
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February 17, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Mom, I have off tomorrow. Why do you want me to do homework at 1:30 in the afternoon?
I think someone needs to go rethink their logic...

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