Best Omfg Quotes This Week

dolph*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille
and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Definition of Youtubers to normal people: Cool people that show nice tutorials to make things such as hairstyles, crafts, makeup, and ice cream.
Definition of Youtubers to fangirls: People that post videos about relatable things in a teenagers everyday life. There will usually be swearing to put a funnier effect. These people will also be extremely cute and funny AND PERFECT AND ALSO BE A PART OF THE MALE GENDER BUT THEY'LL BE AROUND 20 TO 30 YEARS OLD BUT FANGIRLS WILL STILL BE IN LOVE WITH THEM AND EVEN CREATE SHIPPING NAMES AND EVEN MAKE FANDOMS. FANGIRLS OFTEN HAVE TO VISIT THE HOSPITAL AFTER EXPLODED OVARIES AND TOO MANY FEELS AT ONCE. Also, these Youtubers will be wayyyy too perfect for real life, so after watching these amazing Youtubers, fangirls will have impossible standards in the male gender, so good luck boys!

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Me: drops pandoras box and releases all evils of the world
Zeus: OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THE WORLD IS OVER NOW OMFGG- oh no wait hahahah sorry i thought you dropped the thun thun thun but instead you just dropped the box that contained all the evils of the world lol sorry for the scare ok bye

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Dear extra fat in my body, you have two options:
make your way to my boobs or gtfo.

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:02pm UTC

July 2nd, 182nd day of the year.
It's 12pm.
Congratulations you have officially wasted half the year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
nmq

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 11:51am UTC

Me: hey Mum, how do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: he's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: you look for Fresh Prints but omfg

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC

How many calories does twerking get rid of?
A butt load.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 6:41pm UTC

What if you were in school
and you went to the bathroom and when you came back into the classroom your witty was up on the screen. & your teacher was going through your quotes like omfg.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 6:47pm UTC

When I get comfortable with people
I start using them as pillows and foot rests

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:45pm UTC

*me looking at the top quotes*
me: Oh i tought about that yesterday
me: you stole it from my head
me: youabitch, it's not fair.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC

THERE IS A STORE IN THE MALL IN MY TOWN
that literally only sells crocs.
someone please tell me what the world has come to

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Tall boys with dark hair and
shy smiles
who smell good and
have great tastes in music
are a very important part of my life,
okay?
Format credit to: sillyslinky
Edited by: Jannette

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kelly*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:09am UTC

the bags under my eyes are designer

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:40pm UTC

182 people from my school
liked the witty
facebook page
will someone just
kill me now?
k thanks

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Bec*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 9:44pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and now
he's LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
[GOAT SCREAMS]

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lithium*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Tity boi (2 Chainz
@2chainz
Follow
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She got a big booty so I call her Janessa. Cause that's her name. It's disrespectful to objectify women.
********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
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Chris*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Me: What time is it?
David: Time for you to buy a watch.
Me: *laughs*
Me: *still laughing* No seriously, what time is it?
David: *straight-faced* No seriously, time for you to buy a watch.

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Cammie
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

greys anatomy is so weird
why do they have conversations in the middle of a surgery..

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HometownHero
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 2:35pm UTC

My brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying
he said he's “disgraced the whole family”

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chickittylover
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Format chickittylover, double border code from nimbus
I got a dirty mind,
all i think about is fxcking all the time.

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