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Vinita*
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November 26, 2014 4:09pm UTC

I saw him today.

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Victoria13
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July 19, 2014 11:59pm UTC

Literally I'm so close to getting the guy I like.

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fefe123
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March 17, 2014 1:17pm UTC

So..(":
Remember Austin? && how i posted the story of us && how I Missed him?(: Well, last night we were talking and he was acting weird, my dad called me so i put down my phone; When i came back, i had a notification of Facebok(:
Austin posted on my wall that read;....
Faith we've been through Hell and back for real i mean you're amazing && i wanna be happy again. I Miss everyone, I Miss you the most. You're the best girlfriend i ever has. The reason i left was because i thought everyone hated me, i was scared to come over but I Miss My Girl ugh....
Well, Will You Go Out With Me?(":<3
I Said Yes<3(":
I have MY Boy Back<333

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*❤ LOVING STEVE ❤*
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January 15, 2014 1:29pm UTC

❤Steve is the love of my life.❤

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*❤ LOVING STEVE ❤*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 12:43pm UTC

Omg
i still cant believe it
STEVE IS FOLLOWING ME.
he hasnt followed my real account
and he is following this
omg
i cant
oh my gosh im gonna die
i i i i cant
oml
Im in love.
Im in love.
Im in love.
Im in love.
Im in love.
Im in love.

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*❤ LOVING STEVE ❤*
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January 15, 2014 12:37pm UTC

STEVE FOLLOWED ME! STEVE FOLLOWED ME! STEVE FOLLOWED ME!!!!!
HE LOVES ME TOO! IM GETTING MARRIED!!!!!
im in love

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Vinita*
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December 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC

*Me and my friend Caitlin talking in code*
"One day I'm not going to like unicorns but I think that the unicorns will be okay with it because unicorns are cool like that and I guess what I'm saying is, is that I've always like narwhals. But narwhals don't like me and lately I've been wanting to kill narwhals and I'm just confused and i don't know if I like unicorns or narwhals. and narwhals don't want me to like unicorns so its like ughhhh and I can't stop liking unicorns because I just starting liking them."

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FreakingPip*
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December 16, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Me: *hears first few notes of a song*
Me: OHMYGOSH, I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

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Vinita*
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December 8, 2013 1:36am UTC

OH MY GOSH I JUST REACHED 300 FOLLOWERS OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FreakingPip*
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November 23, 2013 10:27pm UTC

You know your friends are weird when one of them listens to German hip hop and the other runs around in a panda costume with half a cookie in her mouth...

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FreakingPip*
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November 23, 2013 10:25pm UTC

ALLONS-Y

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AwkwardnessIsAwesome*
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November 14, 2013 9:53am UTC

"You're personality, the way you act, the way you are, the way you look. Just you in general."
Kylor's response when I asked him why he thinks I am adorable.

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Umcaitlynx
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November 9, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No one likes me enough.
Me: WTF am I then? An ogre?
Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Uhm, helllllll no! I totally am.
*Hot guy walks by and winks at her*
Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Oh my gosh, I'm so loved! That cutie just winked at me! i'm going to go show off my toned stomach in my new bikini! EEK!
*She runs away to her gorgeous friends, leaving me alone*
Me: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-_____-

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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November 7, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Ex BF: Please, I'm more innocent than you.
Me: Name everything bad you've ever done!
Ex BF: I love too much.
Me: What?
Ex BF: You asked me the worst thing I've ever done.
And that one thing is I've loved too much.
Me: ...

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✖︎whatever✖︎*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 6:56pm UTC

WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING
YOU'RE ACTUALLY BITING UP
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW
ohmygod

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FreakingPip*
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September 20, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Today I learned that out of everyone in my Pre-Calc class,
I'm the best at guessing the ages of celebrities.

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calixtra
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August 12, 2013 7:24pm UTC

witty profiles awards
Are you kidding me right now?
What are you doing with your life?

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:45pm UTC

One of the Bitizens in my friends Tiny Tower
literally posted on BitBook "A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?" He should be a wittian.

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converse_girl17
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July 16, 2013 2:44pm UTC

I think I may pass out. Steve followed me. And I helped gain new Wittians with an ad:) Thank you thank you thank you! :'D I'm so happy right now!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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July 15, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I took 99 selfies and I can't use one

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