Best Noschool Quotes This Week

doublesidedice
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Can someone come and 'kidnap' me so I don't have to go to school? I'm too tired. I'd rather hang out with an amazing Wittian too.

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SimpleGirl
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 6:04pm UTC

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Summer 2013
Idea/format from peaceinpieces

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swiftie_13
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:54pm UTC

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Recording: This is a notification that schools will be closed tom-
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOO
Recording: I'm sorry, that is not a valid response.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Me: We don't have school tomorrow.
Mom: Why not?
Me: Who cares? I don't have to go.

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Jersey_Girl
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Hair gets blonder
Skin gets tanner
Days get longer
Worries get shorter
Weather gets warmer
Nights get shorter
Shoes turn to barefeet
Jeans turn to shorts
Sweaters turn to tank tops
Going outside all day
Only sleeping like 5 hours
Tanning in the driveway
Nothing to worry about.
When summer comes,
Life.Gets.Better.

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† *
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Thank you Christopher Columbus for discovering America on a Monday.

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FullofWit
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:16pm UTC

school school school school school school
school s school school school
school c school school school
school h school school school
school o school school school
school o school school school
school l school school school school school
i freakin loveee snow

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 12:31pm UTC

To everyone complaining about wanting summer:
If we're freezing to ice now,
We'll probably burn to hell then.

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LoveYourLifeee
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 8:42am UTC

TGFSD
* Thank God For Snow Days *

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lostindaydream
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 11:18am UTC

If someone tries to wake me up in the morning, they'll get hit in the face with a pillow.
I keep extra pillows on my bed for a reason.
Summer <3

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rosesummerfun9
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:25am UTC

what happened this morning:
Mom:honey you woke up late you have 5 minutes to get ready for school.
Me:can i skip school today?
Mom:Ok.*leaves room*
Me:AM FEELING SEXY AND FREEEE LIKE GLITTERS RAINING ON MEEE!

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:24am UTC

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summer♥

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abkamel*
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:06pm UTC

idk about you but I feel I had a pretty successful spring break. I mean I...
• Went to Florida and got a tan (and maybe a sun burn on my face but whatever, right?)
• Read three books
• Started listening to two bands I had never heard of

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Everyone else in the world: Ew... I have school.
Me: Well, I started y break last week, and it doesn't end 'til April.
Me: Haha...
Me: Hahahahahaha...
Me: Ahahahaha
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: Ha...
Everyone: .... What just happened...

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 10:14am UTC

Snow day in April?
Go home snow, you're drunk.

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NikkiBeKillin
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 9:40pm UTC

I'm ready for summer.
Camping. Sleeping on the trampoline. Bon fires. Walks to target. Elitches everyday. All nighters. Omegle. Icecream. Baking brownies. Tan skin. Light hair. Swimming. Vacation. Sleepovers every night. Cross country summer runs. Table top mountain. Taking hundreds of pictures. Messy buns always in style. Shorts and tanktops. Pedicures. Tubing down clear creek. Loud music. Car rides down town. Driving convertable. Big sleepovers. Summer romances. Movies. Shopping all day. Wearing sunglasses everywhere. Netflix marathons. Freedom. Wearing bikini under your clothes. Sleeping til noon. Ordering pizza at midnight. Running through sprinklers. Drinking soda and Arizona/Peace teas all the time. Late night phone calls. Going to a film on the rocks. Standing in front of air conditioners. Soccer tournaments. Warm weather. Parties. MEMORIES♥
I live in Denver so you guys might not know some of the places I was saying. But this is what my summer consists of. <3 I can't wait.

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