Normalpeople Quotes

Vinita*
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March 25, 2014 3:30pm UTC

I wonder what normal people smell like

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ladybu272
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August 3, 2013 11:10pm UTC

There are the normal people who laugh with their friends, play in the snow, get sun kissed during the summer. Who wait for that special first everything, and get emotional during tragic movies.
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And then there's us Wittians...

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Pardon me,
sir gangster? Your trousers are descending.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:56pm UTC

One minute of kissing
burns 26 calories. No wonder those sl.uts are so skinny.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC

How normal people flirt:
Hey se.xy ;). How I flirt: If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree.

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RawrKatYeah
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July 2, 2013 1:42pm UTC

How normal people flirt : Hey! You are really pretty : )
How I flirt : Hey! Um... Your shoulders are really cool : /

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:45pm UTC

How normal people flirt
"Hey sexy;)"
How I flirt
"If you were a tree...
you'd be a good tree."

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dinosaur_rawr
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 6:08am UTC

When it rains:
Normal People: Oh no its raining. I cant go out and do things.
Most Wittians: Yay its raining. That gives me an excuse not to go outside.
Me: *doesnt even notice because Im on witty*

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charmedem
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April 26, 2013 1:21pm UTC

Normal People: *walks past crush in hallway*
Normal People thinking: How can I get his attention?
Me: *walks past crush in hallway*
Me thinking: If I look at the ground he will walk past and I wont have to talk to him.

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:29am UTC

"Normal people" on witty:*puts sate as location and nothing eles*
Me: Location: somewhere...over the rainbow..idk, theres a tree... and... HEY A CAT! hmmmmm theres a rock.... and.... what the... is that?... it cant be.. Nicholas Cage??? IT IS! Nicholas cage: now rememb- HEY LOOK A ROCK. Me: I JUST SAW THAT ROCK. Him: NO. WAY. Cat:*eats his eyes then flys away*Me: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy treeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:30pm UTC

How normal people go up stairs
Them: *walk up stairs*
Me: *prepares for a month*
Me: *takes inhaler*
Me: *walks up two steps*
Me: Okay, we're setting up a campsite, it usually takes 3 months to finish this trip.

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Bringmethebitches*
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March 9, 2013 4:57am UTC

How normal people flirt: Hey sexy;)
How I Flirt: If you were a potato..... you'd be a good potato....

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