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Raven*
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June 7, 2014 8:23am UTC

Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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josie*
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January 12, 2014 2:10pm UTC

sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

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*blushes*
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August 15, 2013 4:53pm UTC

If the NASA should ever search for astronauts,
they could just be like, "Lose weight without exercise and even get paid for it!"

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AnonymousGirl98
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July 25, 2013 9:47am UTC

NASA confirmed that in 21/12 in the end of the afternoon, the sky will go dark and a strange phenomenon will appear that is called night

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Raining_Sunshine
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July 22, 2013 12:33pm UTC

I always keep this one tab open
that shows the NASA website so when my parents walk into my room I can switch to it and they think I'm actually doing something productive.

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Fαy Στylες*
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July 20, 2013 5:37pm UTC

According to Nasa ,outer space smells similar to
fried steak and hot metal.
So it is possible that somewhere in the endless
universe there is a huge grill-planet that aliens
can have fun and relax while eating steak and
ssh/t and we are not even invited...

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Lacrosse97
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February 1, 2013 9:09am UTC

If you are willing to sit in bed for 87 days, for a research on the effects of zero gravity on your body, NASA will pay you $15000.
MOM, DAD, I JUST GOT A JOB AT NASA.

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