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*crybaby*

posted a quote
June 21, 2014 12:37am UTC

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I've done is absolutely
KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC

My hypothesis of what happened to Miley Cyrus:
The Master: THIS GIRL, MILEY! SHE MAKES TEENAGE GIRLS THINK IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. DALEKS, GO EXTERMINATE HER.
Daleks: EXTERRRMMINATE.
Lady Cassandra: WAIT! She's famous, people would notice.
Master: Good point...
Daleks: Exterminate???
Master: Not yet....
Everyone: ...
Master: I GOT IT! WE'LL SEND A ZYGON TO COPY HER, TAKE HER PLACE AND RUIN HER NAME
Cassandra: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
Master: TEAM ANTI-CYRUS... GO!
Daleks: EXTERMINATE
Zygons: COPYIATE.
Cassandra: MOISTERIZE ME!

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 12:39pm UTC

Niggáh
Niggáh niggáh
Niggáh.
Nigggaaahhh
You dat niggáh
You stole mah girl
Niggáh

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:14pm UTC

me: Since I'm not witty famous, maybe I can be tumblr famous if I try harder.
*3 WEEKS LATER*
me: *gets one follower*
me: Nailed it.

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lovelifegirl
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September 8, 2013 11:26pm UTC

Just had a religion test today.
One of the questions was this:
Jesus has 2 natures. The divine (God) and..
a) A spirit
b) A King
c) A human
d) A magician
Well of course JESUS WAS A MAGICIAN! HE HEALED PEOPLE! He is magic okay? Now I don't know about you people, but I think I aced this test!

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mtndewhm*
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August 10, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Me: *tries to nicely insult someone*
Me: You f*cking dumb*ss little c*nt wh*re
Me: ... nailed it

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goawayanthony*
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August 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Gangsters: NAILED IT
Mailmen: MAILED IT

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goawayanthony*
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August 6, 2013 2:12pm UTC

I bet all of us are gonna end up advice columnists

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softballxwin27
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February 16, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I just realized why people take mirror pics....
mirrors are your friends who make you look good whilst a camera makes you look terrible.
By taking a mirror picture, you are taking a picture of when you look good.
I deserve an award.

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