My
hypothesis of what happened to Miley Cyrus:
The Master: THIS GIRL,
MILEY! SHE MAKES TEENAGE GIRLS THINK IT'S OKAY TO BE
DIFFERENT. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. DALEKS, GO EXTERMINATE
HER.
Daleks:
EXTERRRMMINATE.
Lady
Cassandra: WAIT! She's famous, people would
notice.
Master: Good
point...
Daleks:
Exterminate???
Master: Not
yet....
Everyone: ...
Master: I
GOT IT! WE'LL SEND A ZYGON TO COPY HER, TAKE HER PLACE AND
RUIN HER NAME
Cassandra:
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
Master: TEAM
ANTI-CYRUS... GO!
Daleks:
EXTERMINATE
Zygons:
COPYIATE.
Cassandra:
MOISTERIZE ME!
