Nachos Quotes

MadiCakes
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April 1, 2014 8:08pm UTC

My brother randomly walks in my room: On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good are your ideas?
My answer: eh probably inbetween, pizza and waffles
WE'RE NORMAL I PROMISE.

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capsized*
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January 15, 2014 2:24am UTC

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?

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happiest*
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November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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ourlastsummer
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October 19, 2013 11:58pm UTC

salad is like plant nachos

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ourlastsummer
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October 19, 2013 12:14am UTC

salad is like plant nachos

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sweggitysweg
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August 11, 2013 7:16pm UTC

boys are gross
girls are gross
everyone is gross
except nachos, they is cute

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sassarelli0302
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June 13, 2013 1:18pm UTC

If you are depressed just think about this,
You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

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caoimhs289
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June 8, 2013 8:09am UTC

Spongebob: Patrick, why are you here?
Patrick: Two words, Spongebob. Na Chos

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Ethanol
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February 3, 2013 12:08pm UTC

“When life gives you free nachos, you don’t question it.”
— Drake Parker

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