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Best Myself Quotes This Month

  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I want to go some place new.
    I’m tired of living in the same place
    and walking around the same places.
    I want to meet new people.
    I want to experience a new life.
    The feeling of starting fresh could be adventurous
    and somewhat exciting.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.
    I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
    Sort of like a chair.
    Or maybe a lamp

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:50am UTC
    my body isn't perfect
    i don't walk with confidence
    i get into fights with my parents and friends.
    some nights i'd rather be by myself than out, partying.
    i cry over the smallest things sometimes
    There are days i get through with forced smiles and fake laughs.
    sometimes i try to convince myself that things are
    okay , when they aren't.
    I'm not ugly, but I'm not beautiful
    I don't look as good in real life , as i do in pictures
    There are some nights when i cry myself to sleep.
    I constantly think i'm not good enough.
    I'm imperfect, but i'm perfectly me

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 10:14am UTC
    What makes you beautiful
    ~my version
    -I'm insecure ... I know what for...i'm not Danielle Perrie or Eleano-or
    I sitt at home ... On google chrom...
    And look at topless 1D pics all alo-one

  10. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    In school I'm the quiet girl.
    I don't really talk to anyone other than my 2 best friends and everyone knows that. So, last year in Global, I made a joke and like 2 people laughed. Everyone one else was like "Was that Kristen?" "Did she just say that?" "Did she mean to say that out loud?" & yeah after that I didn't make anymore jokes, I didn't want to freak anyone out by showing them I have a sense of humor or something.

  11. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 7:22am UTC
    i want to meet myself from someone else's point of view

  12. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry.
    Dear parents, I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. I'm sorry I can't make good enough grades. I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations.
    Dear friends, I'm sorry I can't keep a long term relationship with any of you. I'm sorry we lose conncetion after a while. I'm sorry I never stayed.
    Dear people at my school, I'm sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry I don't fit in. I'm sorry I don't look pretty like all you.
    Dear myself, I'm sorry I was ever born, I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry if I put you down. I'm sorry I made you miserable.

  13. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    So that's my wish to you, and all of us, and my wish for
    myself. Make new mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes.
    Make mistakes nobody's made before. Don't freeze, don't
    stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect,
    whatever it is; art, or love, or work or family or life. Whatever
    it is you're scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes, next
    year and forever.

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 6:23am UTC
    No I'm an open book.
    Everybody seems to know my
    secrets before I know them
    myself.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Of course i talk to myself
    Sometimes i need expert advice

  16. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    Me: Sometimes I talk to myself
    Me: Omg same

  17. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    You see, I usually find myself
    among strangers because I drift
    here and there trying to forget the
    sad things that happened to me.
    - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

  18. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 5:40am UTC
    Oh I offended you with my opinion?
    You should hear the ones
    I keep to myself.
    .

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:24pm UTC
    when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my azz off” I mean “lmao”

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    By now I've figured out
    that nice girls like me
    never win

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