Monopoly Quotes

Breeze
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC

customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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writtenrain*
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November 29, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Thanksgiving → Shortly after a huge fight erupted at the dinner table.
Me: We should play a game.
My Brother: Like what?
Me: Monopoly?
Him: Nah Monopoly tears families apart.
Me: Evidently so does Thanksgiving.

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ninjanisha
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November 22, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Monopoly
tearing families apart since 1933

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happiest*
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November 20, 2013 1:35pm UTC

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels

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Psychic_Potter
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October 23, 2013 8:07am UTC

Playing Monopoly
Expectation:
Fun fun fun
Yay!!!
Nice game!
This is very fun!
Reality:
Stop that you cheater!
YOU STOP THAT, B*TCH!
F*CKING GAME, I HATE ALL OF YOU!
I HATE THIS SH*T

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Cameron*
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August 23, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Imagine if Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, and Hazel played Monopoly together.
" Hazel, we all see you moving the pieces. "
" Piper, stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail."
" No, Percy, you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel."
" Leo, stop making things with the pieces."
" Frank, I'm sorry there's no Canada on the board, but CALM DOWN!"
"Jason, you can't electrocute your way to victory."
" ANNABETH, STOP BEATING EVERYBODY!! JUST LOSE ALREADY!!!"

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC

started from the top and ended at the bottom
#monopoly

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:06am UTC

Me: I almost went to jail today! I was so scared!
Friend: How scared?
Me: Really scared! Those monopoly games get pretty intense.

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SubsidingOne
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June 23, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Me: I'd like a Coke, please.
Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Are the Pringles guy and the
Monopoly guy related?

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LEEAF
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May 25, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Me: I don't want to play monopoly!
Sister: Then what do you want to play?
Me: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
Sister: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
Me: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
Sister: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
Meanwhile, our cat stares at us like we're crazy.

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awesometurtle
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Doesn't Everyone
Just Love
Monopoly :D

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jooyjooy
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:30am UTC

Things to Smile About:
When someone lands on the hotel you just built in Monopoly
Series?

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