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dumbandsmarter
posted a quote
October 15, 2014 2:43pm UTC

You mature a lot when maturing is the only thing you can do.

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dumbandsmarter
posted a quote
October 15, 2014 12:45pm UTC

Ain't it fun living in the real world
Ain't it good being all alone
Ain't it good to be on your own
Ain't it fun you can't count on no one
Ain't it fun living in the real world

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dumbandsmarter
posted a quote
October 14, 2014 10:21pm UTC

They said College will be the best four years of your life.
It's just high school filled with a lot more work and thousands of more people.

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Renegade*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 4:52pm UTC

have you ever...?
bold the ones you've done
- graduated high school
- smoked a cigarette
- gotten so drunk you passed out
- rode every ride at an amusement park
- collected something really stupid
- gone to a rock concert
- helped someone
- gone fishing
- watched four movies in one night
- gone long periods of time without sleep
- snorted cocaine
- failed a class
- smoked weed
- dealt drugs
- been in a car accident
- been in a tornado
- done hard drugs
- watched someone die
- been to a funeral
- burned yourself
- ran a marathon
- cried yourself to sleep
- spent $200+ dollars in one day
- flown on an aeroplane
- cheated on someone
- been cheated on
- written a ten page letter
- gone skiing
- been sailing
- cut yourself by accident
- cut yourself on purpose
- had a best friend
- lost a loved one
- shoplifted something
- been to jail
- skipped school
- skipped a class
- had detention
- gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
- stolen books from the library
- gone to a foreign country
- dropped out of school
- been in a mental hospital
- watched the harry potter movies
- had an online diary
- fired a gun
- had a yard sale
- had a lemonade sale
- actually made money at the lemonade sale
- been in a school play
- been fired from a job
- taken a lie detector test
- swam with dolphins
- gone to sea world
- voted for someone on a reality tv show
- written poetry
- read more than 20 books in a year
- gone to europe
- loved someone you can't have
- used a coloring book over age twelve
- had surgery
- had stitches
- taken a taxi
- seen the washington monument
- had more than five online conversations going at once
- overdosed
- had a drug or alcohol problem
- been in a fist fight
- suffered any form of abuse
- gone surfing in california
- had a hamster
- pet a wild animal
- used a credit card
- did spirit day at your school
- dyed your hair
- got a tattoo
- had something pierced
- got straight a's
- been on the honor roll
- known someone with hiv or aids
- drank alcohol
- cried when someone died
- felt someone up/got felt up
- kissed someone
- went farther than kissing someone
- been in love
- been heartbroken
- missed your ex

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Princess2Horan
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC

TRUE STORY
Me and my friends thought it would be funny to do a prank call.
So we did, and we called this random number.
Me: "Hi, did you call for a large cheese pizza?"
Random Guy: "No..."
Me: "Well I have a pizza here, and this is the number on the receit, just wanted to tell you it is on its way."
Random Guy: "What's the name on it?"
Me: ".... Jim.....?"
Random Guy: "I'm Jim!"
Me: "Well I found the address but it doesn't look like anyone's home."
Jim: "Aw... wrong Jim I geuss. I really want a pizza now, can I order one from you?"
Only we would call some guy named Jim who actually wanted a pizza.....

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:48pm UTC

So my sister built a giant muffin on minecraft.
She runs screaming into my room saying
"The muffin is on fire!"

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Bananaaah
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Anytime I get Maltesers,
I must eat the chocolate off first.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 3:59pm UTC

So today in sexual education...
the guys in my class talked about what it would feel like to have six pen.is'.
Than they discussed what it would feel like to have a "hard one" with all six.
That is not all.
Then they talked about how hard it would be to mastur.bate with them all.
They than proceded to ask me if I would be their "buddy" for it.
.....
Afterwards they talked about how a boy in my grade mastur.bated so much he had to be hospitlized.
Lastly they figured out that if you "spray"
consectuitlevy 49 times you will die.
FML

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Bananaaah
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: MOMMYYY
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: Mom.
Me: MOM.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: Hi

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UnfinishedCadenza
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Me: *goes down on one knee in front of my entire band class, grips my friend's hand tightly, looks deeply into her eyes, and starts singing Frank Sinatra*
"YOU TOOK THE PART THAT ONCE WAS MY HEART. SO WHY NOT TAKE ALL OF ME~?"
Her: I feel like I'm being proposed to.
Me: HUSH, I'M SERENADING YOU.
MLIA

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izafizz55
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 5:36pm UTC

saw this on MLIA today:
Today I accidentally dropped my AP chemistry book and it fell open to the last page of it. On that last page it said "Property of the Half-Blood Prince." best book ever. MLIA
Needless to say, made my life...

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AwkwardlyAnna
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

my school hosted a track meet today, and there were some cute guys in our commons.
My friend and I (not knowing they were there) started waltzing and singing the Phineas and Ferb theme song, laughing, and tickling eachother.
We were horrified when we noticed them so we quickly ran back to our table and laughed at our stupidity.
2 minutes later, they came over and asked "Are those your yearbooks? (they were) Can we sign them?"
and that's how we got their numbers.
My Life Is Average.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:29am UTC

Mumford&Sons
sounds like the name of a lawyers firm
^ I thought it sounded like two brothers who didn't move out
after college and now are struggling to find relationships
because they never go out anymore and they just sit down
at their computer screens hoping one day something good
will come out of it....
wait.
is my future mumford&sons?

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