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ThankYouMrDrewIngle
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September 6, 2014 5:41am UTC

Take a breath and let the rest come easy

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mtndewhm*
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October 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I'm not Stella, Maria, Wendy, or Jasey Rae
but I will take you home, count you in,
run away with you, and mean it.

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BlackberryPicking
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August 30, 2013 9:23pm UTC

Igotyourpicture,
I'mcomingwithyou.
Dear Maria Count Me In.

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PrimarilyParamore*
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August 19, 2013 4:23pm UTC

There's a
story at
the bottom
of this
bottle and
I'm a
pen!
♥♥♥
- All Time Low
"Dear Maria, Count Me In"|So Wrong, It's Right

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PrimarilyParamore*
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August 19, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Random Person: *coughs*
Me: I got your picture! I'm coming with you!
Dear Maria Count me in!

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kindnesscounts
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July 22, 2013 11:52am UTC

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Upon visiting Maria's profile, the first thing I noticed was how unbelievably stunning she is. She has striking features and a flawless figure. Go model already! Besides that, each of her quotes are hilarious and are a must-fav. She is a wonderful member of the Witty family that we're proud to have. If you aren't following her, I highly recommend doing so.

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desperado*
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July 20, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Here goes nothing,
Today I hit 100 followers, and while that may not seem much to you, it means the world to me. I guess it's maybe the fact it took almost two years to get 400 followers on my first account that maybe getting 100 in 4 months means something good. But I want to thank Bailey, my best friend, who is always there and can make me laugh even when I'm feeling the worst. I want to thank Chris, for allowing me to ramble about hockey and probably nothing else and not even caring. I want to thank Sydney for crying over the Flyers with me, and always listening to me talk about my husbands. I want to thank Tiana, for being my super cool and hot sister okay you're supa fresh and Jonathan Toews loves you. I want to thank Bella, for making me smile and making me feel for the first time in a while like I was worth it. I want to thank Evii, who isn't here anymore (no, she's not dead), for giggling and crying over Tyler Seguin. I want to thank Meagan for being damn sexual. There's no other way to put that. I want to thank Maria and her awesome rhyming skills because I mean Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Maria is hot. And I want to thank Steve, for this website. You're a pretty legit bro. And to all my friends from the past, many of whom I've just started talking to, thank you for never leaving. Thank you Jill, my first witty friend, to Ariana, for our awkward photos in class without getting caught, for Danielle, who made me smile, for Samantha, I will always remember that you're fûcking related to Bobby Ryan and I'm gonna cry in a corner because of that. So thanks for 100, maybe a hundred more ;)?
P.S. I doubt anyone will read this but oh fûcking well I don't care. Peace.

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Breeze
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July 14, 2013 5:20am UTC

SHE IS
GENTLEWILDA RIDDLEA CHILDA HEADACHEAN ANGELA GIRLFormat by Breeze

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desperado*
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April 20, 2013 7:15pm UTC

I hope you know how much you mean to me. I hope you understand how much you've changed my life. I hope you understand that I remember every word you've said. I hope you understand that you'll always be my best friend, through better or worse. I hope you understand.

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crazybananas
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March 1, 2013 8:30pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 17
Maria's P.O.V.
Crud, why did "Carter" have to ask Christina on a date?
I asked her out, just to get her hopes up, and also to see how she was into him, but there was one problem that didn't seem to matter to me for a couple of minutes.
Where was I going to find the guy that "Carter" had for his profile pictures that I found on Google Images?
"How's your conversation with Christina? Did she confess her lame love for Carter?" Tiffany teased as she walked in, waiting for me to reply something back.
"Haha, yeah, she's such a loser." I said weakly, managing to get a fake chuckle out.
I don't know why I was doing this, Christina was still my friend.
But if I ditched Tiffany, she would ruin my reputation at school, and I don't want to be those outcasts.
"You don't sound very confident." Tiffany commented, raising an eyebrow at me.
"W-what do y-you mean?" I stuttered.
I was never good at lying under pressure, I feel as if a million eyes on me.
"Cut the cr/p Maria, what did you say to Christina? Did you tell her that we're the Carter guy she has a crush on?" she spat.
"No, of course not!"
"Then spill it." she warned, getting furious.
"Carter may have a date with Christina." I said softly, flinching, as if she was going to hit me.
But she didn't, instead, she just sat on her bed, as if she's seen a ghost.
"You idiot, how are we going to have a guy that's willingly going to go on a date with her!" she exclaimed.
"I really don't know, I'm sorry." I muttered.
Tiffany may have given me popularity, but sometimes, she can overreact and be super annoying.
"Ugh, have you seen her? She's like an awkward potato!" Tiffany snarled, pacing around.
She then slammed her hand onto the oak table that her father had surprisingly carved out for her, and I'm quite shocked that her hand didn't start turning red. "I've worked so hard on this, I spent hours talking to her online as Carter! Do you know how boring she is to talk to?"
That wasn't completely the truth; I mostly talked to Christina as Carter every day.
Plus, I've actually enjoyed my time talking to her; it was like our old friendship, if I remember it correctly.
"What are you going to do?" I asked.
"What I always do. Fix the sh/t that you always cause so I can have my revenge."
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*Based on the movie, Cyberbully*

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crazybananas
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February 16, 2013 7:51pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 15
Tiffany's P.O.V.
"Can you set the table for dinner? I want it to be extra special now that your friends are coming over for dinner. I wished that I had known earlier though." my father asked, raising an eyebrow at me.
"Can't you?" I grunted, scrolling on my iPhone which I forced him to get me a couple of weeks ago, just to make sure that ugly wannabe new girl knew that I was way better than her.
"You have responsibilities, you can't always go on your phone all the time! I'm going to take it away soon if you don't cut this crud out." he spat.
"No wonder Jacob moved out, you're so unfair!" I retorted, finally looking at him.
His eyes went from a deadly fierce look to a dull, ghostly color as he cleared his throat uncertainly, backing out of the room and slamming the door shut.
I always used that excuse to get out of something my father would make me do, and it always worked.
Jacob was my older brother; he got accepted in two great colleges that he's always wanted to go to.
One was a couple of miles away from here, and the other one was across the country.
He was about to choose the one closest to here, but he was so fed up with my father that he changed his mind and bam, he's gone.
Well, I might have helped with him moving.
I'm not the most lovey-dovey or affectionate person ever, but why be all sappy when you can be tough?
Jacob hasn't contacted us ever since he left, which I don't really care about.
I'm used to people leaving me.
"Hey girl!" Maria exclaimed, walking into my room.
"Hi, where's Casey?" I asked, a bit still upset of what still happened.
"She's coming soon, traffic." she replied simply, sitting next to me on my bed.
I remained silent, going back to scrolling on my phone.
"I have some news that will put a smile on your face." Maria said, breaking the awkward silence.
"What is it?" I muttered, not showing a sign of curiosity or surprise.
"Christina told me that she's in love with Carter." she sang in a teasing tone, and I immediately looked up at her, with a small grin forming.
"Are you serious?" I cackled, clapping my hands with amusement.
"Yeah." she chuckled unsurely, and I could tell she was feeling guilty about it.
"Perfect." I smirked.
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*Based on the movie, Cyberbully*
I apologize that I have not been posting every day, but I'm running short of ideas of what to put! Plus, I notice that some of my readers haven't been on Witty.

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crazybananas
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February 14, 2013 8:45pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 14
I was typing madly on Maria's phone when my foot had suddenly ran into a pole outside the school office.
"OW!" I exclaimed, bending down, taking off my right boot to reveal a throbbing big toe.
"That's what you get for being on your phone without looking!" Maria joked.
It wasn't even 7 in the morning yet, so nobody would be arriving to school for another half hour or so.
I gritted my teeth in pain, rubbing my toe softly.
"By the way, can I have my phone back? I'm pretty sure you've broken a record draining a phone's battery in less than an hour." she said impatiently, since she's overprotective of her phone.
"Can I borrow it until lunch, please?" I pleaded, sucking it up and putting my boot back on, standing up with a slight limp, because it still hurt.
"Why? Don't make up some stupid excuse again." she warned.
"I just need it." I whined, specifically doing what she said not to do, and I thought it was kind of funny.
"It's my phone, so you have to tell me." she hissed, getting all snarky like Tiffany.
"Okay, do you remember that Carter guy that added me as a friend a couple of days ago?" I mumbled quietly, kicking some snow out of my path.
"Yeah.. oh my gosh! Have you been talking to him the entire time!" Maria started off as confused, but then was as hyper as a kid that just ate all their Halloween candy.
"Yeah I have, and he's a really sweet guy! I don't know why, but I told him about my dad being in the military, and he just made me feel better about it." I sighed, and I couldn't help but smile.
"You guys should totally go out!" Maria gushed, scrolling onto her phone and reading our Facebook conversations from the past couple of days.
"We haven't even met each other in real life!" I said lowly.
"So? Didn't you hear about that love story where two people fell in love online? They finally met and got married and they haven't been separated ever since!" Maria giggled, clapping her hands like a retarded seal that just ate expired fish.
"No? What kind of story is that?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh whatever, you guys are like totally meant to be! Hasn't he been hinting that he wants to go on a date with you?" Maria questioned, grinning like an idiot.
"Well, he has been calling me gorgeous, and he did say that any guy would be lucky to have me.." I whispered, blushing majorly.
"See? He wants to hit you up." she winked.
"And you know what the weirdest part about this is?" I mumbled, a bit shy to say it.
"What?"
"I think I'm falling for him."
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*Based on the movie, Cyberbully*
I'd thought I'd put that up, because it's going to sound very familiar to the movie from here towards the end of the story, just in case you seem like you've read or heard this before (:

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crazybananas
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February 8, 2013 8:35pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 13
"I haven't been here in a while." Maria chuckled as we both stepped foot into my house, taking off our winter jackets and taking in the warm air that revolved around us.
"It's only been two weeks, did the accident hit you on the head that hard?" I joked, grabbing a couple of snacks from the fridge, as we went up to my room.
"So let's see the MacBook you got!" she exclaimed, roaming around the room to look for it.
"I don't have it, my mom took it away." I sighed, plopping on the couch.
"Well your mom's an idiot." Maria scoffed.
"Shut up, it is kinda my fault anyways." I mumbled, playing with my fingers.
"Well, do you have any idea where she must have hidden it?" she asked, determined to find it.
I shrugged, "We can try her room."
We headed inside there, and it brought back so many memories.
There were pictures plastered on the wall of my mother and father smiling and having a great time.
Well that is, before he joined the military.
I'm so frustrated that he could just leave for so long like that, but it is for a good reason.
And I have to respect that, even if he is away most of the time.
"Aha, I found it!" Maria cheered, snapping me out of my train of thoughts.
"It was under the bed." she smirked, running back to my room.
"What are we going to do on it?" I questioned at her sudden eagerness to go on it.
"Facebook." she answered, typing in the website.
"We gotta put this back soon, I don't know when my mom's coming home." I said, looking out the window cautiously, pacing back and forth.
"Oh come on Christina, don't be such a worry wart." she giggled, laying down, taking my entire bed.
"She'll ground me even longer!" I retorted, grunting lowly.
"Hey look, this guy named Carter Daniels wants to add you as a friend. He's pretty hot." she swooned, turning the laptop towards me.
"He is!" I fawned, looking at his gorgeous face, not to mention he had a buff body, even if his picture only showed from the shoulders up.
"I'm accepting the friend request." Maria said, clicking the accept button.
"Dude, I don't even know him!" I hissed.
"Who cares? I'd hit him up." she winked, stalking his profile.
"He's from the high school a couple of miles away from here, and he's in our grade! Not to mention he's single." she said, looking through his pictures.
Suddenly, I heard a ding, and it appeared to be a message from that Carter guy.
"OMG, he said hey! Reply something back!" Maria gasped.
"Why? He might be some freak for all I know." I muttered, being a tad bit shy.
"Christina, you're such a dork." she joked, urging me to reply to him.
"I guess the worst thing that could happen is that I could scare him off, and he won't talk to me again." I said, satisfying Maria and typing hi :).
I thought this conversation would only last for 10 minutes, but it went on for hours, and I didn't seem to mind because I wanted to get to know Carter more.
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crazybananas
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February 3, 2013 4:07pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 12
"What happened yesterday?" Maria asked softly as we were behind the school buildings, since it was free period, and class wouldn't start for another 15 minutes.
"Well, the principal didn't suspend me, because there wasn't proof that I was doing any of that stuff that Tiffany was lying about, but she told me to go home to just.. relax." I explained.
"Oh." she commented simply.
There was a question occuring in my mind during our conversation.
"Why are we hiding? Don't you want to actually be around people so people won't think we're doing... things?" I asked curiously.
"No." she blurted out. "I mean, it's just really crowded, I like the peace and quiet out here."
"Oh come on, tell me the truth." I said, rolling my eyes at her.
"What are you talking about?" she questioned, trying to play it all innocent.
I twisted my hair into a curly strand, as I eyed her down.
"I've known you too long to know that you're lying. Now why don't you tell me the real answer?" I said, pursing my lips, expecting an clear answer.
"Nothing, really." she muttered.
I sighed deeply; I knew what she was thinking.
I ran my clear, bare fingernails through glossy hair that was shimmering in the illumination that was the lights on this usual cloudy day.
"You're embarrased to be seen around with me, aren't you?"
"What? Psh, no!" she laughed uncertainly.
"You're afraid that I'm going to damage your reputation, so you won't be an outcast in this school like me." I said, and by the look on her face, I could tell that I just read her mind.
"I'm sorry Christina, I really am." she replied, with an apologetic look on her face.
"I'm not strong like you." she continued, "If I was unliked in this school, I would just fall apart, I can't handle all that pressure like that."
"So what are you saying, we still can't be friends because popularity matters so much to you?" I murmured, as I could feel the boiling tension in my veins.
"We can, but just not at school or in public." she said, shrugging.
I can't believe this; she regained her memory of having me as a best friend again, but she still doesn't want to be seen with me?
She didn't care about these things before; she was practically unfearful when it came to society's problems and all that junk that we deal with in school.
"Tiffany really brainwashed you, didn't she?" I joked, trying to cut off the awkwardness.
As much as I wanted to tell her off, it's a miracle that she remembered me and actually wants to be my friend, and that's all I've wanted since the accident.
"So is it a deal? Can we still be friends secretly?" she asked, with a hint of hope in her eyes.
I bit my lower lip, as I leaned against the wall, staring off into the sky.
"Yeah, I guess so."
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crazybananas
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February 1, 2013 9:51pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 11
I burst out into laughter as she said those words.
"You care? If you cared then you wouldn't call me a freak on Facebook." I hissed, preparing to storm off.
"Wait Christina, please." she said softly, and I could tell her voice was cracking.
"Why should I?" I muttered lowly.
"I'm sorry that I've been so rude to you lately! I just went to the doctor this morning, and he said that I got some of my memory back. Plus, he told me that you were by my side while I was in the hospital."
"All true things." I commented, still grumpy.
"Can we just start over and be friends now?" she asked, giving me the puppy-eyed look.
I looked at her longingly, pursing my lips as if I had just licked a sour lemon.
Just as I was about to answer, Tiffany just had to walk out of the classroom and interrupt us.
"What are you doing here?" Tiffany asked, glaring at Maria.
"Umm, my teacher told me to come here, because we heard a lot of yelling." she lied, standing there, with nervousness across her face.
"Oh, I have to go to the stupid office because of Christina here." Tiffany growled, turning to me.
"You're the one saying I smoked in the bathroom." I spat.
She rolled her eyes while she examined her nails. "It's not like anybody was going to believe you."
I heard a small laugh from Maria, and I couldn't tell if she was laughing at me, or with me.
"Let's get to the office, shall we?" I grumbled, walking away.
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"I can't believe I had to leave work for this." my mother spatted, on the ride home.
"It wasn't my fault." I complained.
"Oh, it wasn't?" she started off. "If it wasn't your fault, then why did your principal request to have a little chat with me that lasted more than an hour long?"
"I don't know." I mumbled.
"Ugh, you're grounded for a month. No T.V, no hanging out with friends, no cell phone, and I'm taking your MacBook away." she scolded, turning into our driveway.
"What?!" I exclaimed. "You can take away my television and social life, but not my laptop!"
"You should have thought about that before you got sent to the principal's office." she muttered, pushing me into the house.
"I don't believe this. I'm being punished for something I didn't even do!" I snarled.
"You gotta deal with it then, because you don't always get everything you want in life."
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crazybananas
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January 30, 2013 6:38pm UTC

words do hurt
Chapter 10
"Christina, why are you 15 minutes late? And it shows on my computer that you've been absent in the last two classes too." the teacher, Mr. Dawson, asked with curiosity.
Mr. Dawson was my favorite teacher; he joked around with me, and I guess I could call him my friend.
His class was the only one I was going to today, since I wanted to go to it, even if it had my mortal enemy in it; she didn't ruin my good time there.
"I didn't get enough sleep last night." I mumbled, with my eyes puffy and red from crying.
"Alright, take a seat, and don't be tardy again." he said, getting the hint that I didn't want to be humiliated in front of the class.
"Does she do drugs or something?" I heard a girl whisper to another girl, as she just looked at me strangely like I was some freak.
Some people wouldn't argue with that statement.
"Her eyes are so red! I wonder what happened."
"She does, I saw her in the corner of the bathroom last period. Poor thing." Tiffany snickered, for the whole entire class to hear.
"Is that true?" Mr. Dawson said in shock, turning immediately towards me.
"No! Why would I do that?!" I screeched, my cheeks burning red with intensity once again.
"I'm not lying! I would never!" Tiffany shot back.
"She just wants to make my life terrible just because she is pathetic and just wants to feed off from people's misery!" I snarled.
"THAT'S ENOUGH." Mr. Dawson boomed. "I want you to go to the principal's office immediately."
"Ha, serves her right." Tiffany commented.
"Hush or detention." he warned, glaring at her, while she just shrugged it off.
"Why am I being blamed for absolutely no reason?" I cried out.
"Because you suck." Tiffany muttered, while some people laughed.
"Tiffany." Mr. Dawson said lowly.
"What did I do to deserve this?! I hate you, and I hope you all rot in fire." I screamed loudly before storming out of the room.
I can't believe Mr. Dawson would just force me to go to the principal's office like that.
I thought he actually cared about me, but he's going with Tiffany?
As I ran out of there, I bumped into someone.
"Sorry." I muttered, getting up and putting my backpack over my shoulder.
"Oh it's fine. It's my fault for being so clumsy!"
My eyes twitched at the sound of that familiar voice.
"Maria." I breathed hastily.
She then looked up at me, quite in shock indeed.
"Christina, what in Earth happened to you? Your eyes are all red, and you just look so angry." she said, her eyes full of concern.
"Why don't you ask Tiffany that?" I fired, obviously not in the mood.
"I'm asking you, because I care."
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