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Best Macklemore Quotes Ever

  1. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    Macklemore
    -Has song about feminism
    -has song about gay rights
    -Has song about consumerism
    -Has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
    -Has song about white privilege
    -In all of them, he speaks realistically about the subject and includes his personal experience
    And some song about thrift shopping gets popular

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    If there isn't at least one thrift store that has a sign that says,
    "We sell your granddad's clothes, you'll look incredible." then they're doing something wrong.

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 3:51am UTC
    Macklemore:Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally that they think suicide is the answer.
    The world needs more people like him.

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    When kids are walkin' round the hallway, plagued by pain in their heart.
    A world so hateful. Some would rather die than be who they are - Macklemore

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Walk into the club like
    "No free Wifi? K bye."

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    My math class calls me Macklemore
    because I'm always like, "what what what what what what what what"

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    "A world so hateful that some would rather
    die than be who they are.""
    -Macklemore

  9. sm0sh sm0sh
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    SOME WOULD
    RATHER DIE THAN
    BE WHO
    THEYARE

  10. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled,
    was convincing women they look (better)in makeup
    - Macklemore

  11. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 9:30am UTC
    If Macklemore doesn't say "I'm gonna smacklemore you" what is even the point

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Guys, I reccomend that everyone listen to Same Love by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert.
    It's so beautiful. It made me cry.
    Party because the music is nostalgic but the meaning is just so <3

  13. Quote Quote
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    AND I CANT CHANGE
    EVEN IF I TRIED
    EVEN IF I
    WANTED TO.

  14. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Hey Macklemore,
    can we go thriftshopping?

  15. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    And I can't change
    Even if I tried
    Even if I wanted to
    And I can't change
    Even if I tried
    Even if I wanted to

  16. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Me: *talking to my parents on the phone*
    Me: *Macklemore voice* Alright, Alright, okay, uh, alright okay, alright, okay

  17. cecegoesrawr123 cecegoesrawr123
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Macklemore:
    Writing awesome sweet sensitive songs.
    Only ones that get put on the radio:
    Can't Hold Us & Thrift Shop

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:06am UTC
    We are what we wear
    WE WEAR WHAT WE ARE
    But see I look inside the mirror
    AND THINK PHIL KNIGHT TRICKED US ALL
    Will I stand for change or stay in my box?
    - - -

  19. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC
    I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

  20. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 11:14am UTC
    You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
    - Macklemore

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