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GhostTown
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October 22, 2014 8:25pm UTC

L asagne
O melette
V anilla ice cream
E nchilada

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EllieLasnier

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April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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*compassionate soul*
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January 12, 2014 3:26pm UTC

Well I hate pointless status updates on Facebook
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate

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chelsearay6545
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December 15, 2013 10:35pm UTC

I want my boyfriend to climb up and knock on my window at night like every other girl, but how in the world do you climb up the side of a house to the top? Knowing him, he'd fall anyway.

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capsized*
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November 25, 2013 11:32pm UTC

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "
❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”

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capsized*
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August 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC

list of nice things to call people(alphabetical order);
•angel
•bee
•babydoll
•baby
•cupcake
•cutie
•dandelion
•darling
•dearest
•doll
•dove
•flower
•gem
•kitten
•moon
•moonbaby
•lovely
•pearl
•petal
•precious
•semenlicker
•sunray
•sweetest
•sweet thing
•wonderful

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xxAriannaxx
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May 8, 2013 8:51pm UTC

*In the middle of writing a really awesome quote*
"Internet Conection Lost"
Me: ...
China: ...
Patrick: ...
McDonalds: .....
Me: ...... HEADACHES, YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES!!!!

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e*
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April 11, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I cut corners while
running laps
in gym because
I'm a fearless b/stard.

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capsized*
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April 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC

can we pass a law that all guys have to wear suits? ok thanks.
I guess that would make it a… lawsuit

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FoundMyselfInWonderland
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March 30, 2013 10:42am UTC

Friend: You're insecure.
Me: Shut up!! I will come to your house in the middle of the night and slit your throat with a pair of rusty sissors!!!
Friend: *gulps*
F

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capsized*
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February 17, 2013 1:32am UTC

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

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