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1. SANDD*
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2014 11:14am UTC
   roses are red
   violets are blue
   popped a molly i'm sweatin woo.
   
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2. SANDD*
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2014 11:13am UTC
   i was never jealous of barbies
   body. i was jealous of all the sht she had and that fcking mansion and her pimp a.ss car and her hot boyfriend
   
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3. SANDD*
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2014 11:12am UTC
   putting on makeup is such a
   spiritual experience; i watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror, i love it
   
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4. Original_Teen
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   *comes to your funeral 15 minutes late with starbucks*
   
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5. chanelreid16
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2013 3:04pm UTC
   KEEP THE DREAM
   ALIVE!
   Hit the snooze button
   
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6. l0vee34
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 10:18pm UTC
   i named my ipod titanic so when i sync it it says "syncing titanic" and i can feel like a hero when i press cancel.
   
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