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Logical Quotes

  1. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    "If I find myself desires
    which nothing in this world can satisfy,
    the only logical explanation is
    that I was made for
    another world."
    ~CS Lewis

  2. DEADWEIGHT DEADWEIGHT
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 11:13pm UTC
    there are times when one just doesn't feel like putting up with logical conversation

  3. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 7:54pm UTC
    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic

  4. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 5:11am UTC
    A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor
    sir, do u know everything about law?
    Prof:yes
    student; if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me 'A'
    professor agreed
    boy asked, 'what is legal but nt logical, logical but nt legal & neither legal nor logical?
    prof thought it about it for hrs & pondered no answer
    He had to finally give up as he really did nt know. He gave the boy his 'A'
    the following day, professor asked same Ques to his students
    He was shocked when all of them raised their hands
    He asked one student
    he answered: sir, u're 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but nt logical
    ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but nt legal
    ur wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an 'A'
    It's neither logical nor legal
    The professor collapsed...=))

  5. xXLittleEllieBlueXx xXLittleEllieBlueXx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    Common logic in school means: The more dirty you get..
    The more it makes you look like you actually do something even if you're lazy :D

  6. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    You Need To Make Peace With Your Past
    So You Can Live In The Present

  7. .* .*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    I love it when people logically answer back.
    its hilarious.

:)

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