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kyle the creator*
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January 31, 2014 5:47pm UTC

me at 4 am: who am i really
me at 4 am: am i a cactus
me at 4 am: am i a walrus
me at 4 am: am i a spork
me at 4 am: is this even earth
me at 4 am:
me at 4 am:
me at 4 am:
me at 4 am: am i on mars

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TheFifthMarauder
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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TheFifthMarauder
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Why don't I ever get mail?

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summmer_love
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 8:17am UTC

When you get old, like 60 or something, do you look at other old people and tthink they're hot, or do you still look at younger people.
idek, I've just always wondered that..

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Today a girl asked me, " Are we human or denser?"
My reply, " Most are shallower."

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Lina1108
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 11:13pm UTC

what's the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have
fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a
young Bill Cosby?

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notamorningperson*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Things I wish I could google...
Google
Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
Do you mean: Does he like me? or Where is the pencil I lost? or What is the next winning lottery number? or Will life get better?
nmq/nmf

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