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TheFifthMarauder

Status: Dueling Voldemort

Member Since: 28 Apr 2013 11:16am

Last Seen: 11 Nov 2013 05:54pm

Location: Diagon Alley

Gender: F

user id: 358699

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I am a weird person. I'm random, absent-minded, and rather quiet. I love reading and listening to music. My favorite bands are Pierce the Veil, Escape the Fate, Memphis May Fire, and I hate the newest Falling in Reverse album. I mean, really? Rap? Anyways, I love the books written by JK Rowling, Christopher Paolini, and Rick Riordan. I usually don't like story pairings, like Percy and Annabeth or Harry and Ginny. They're too perfect to be humanly conceivable. I like to read Fanfiction most of the time, anyways. I also sleep with my socks on. Yeah.
  1. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart!

  2. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Why are we away building a nation when our own is crumbling?

  3. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 1:45am UTC
    Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be left alone.

  4. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss between us and ourselves? This is the most important of all voyages of discovery, and without it, all the rest are not only useless, but disasterous.
    -- Thomas Merton

  5. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    So I was cleaning my room today, and I was playing screamo-ish music. I was bored, and started to sing the clean lyrics in a really heavy Texas twang. I was silent in the screamo part (because I cant do a good screamo to save my life). I bet my family was thinking, 'What the-?'

  6. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:30am UTC
    *Awkwardly looks around the room*
    "I love carpet. I love desk. I love lamp."
    "Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you see it?"
    "I love lamp."

  7. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Pink, fluffly unicorns dancing on rainbows!

  8. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    I like my men like I like my acorns.... buried.

  9. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:57am UTC
    'Man is neither angel nor beast; and the misfortune is that he who would act the angel acts the beast.'
    -- Blaise Pascal

  10. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    "Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week! Why's that, Dudley?"
    "Because there's no post on Sundays."
    "Right you are, Harry! No post on Sundays. HA! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No, sir! Not one blasted, miserable-" *thwack!*

  11. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?

  12. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:00am UTC
    'Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!'

  13. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed that a lot of movies and books have red-headed and green-eyed women?

  14. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Meeting your hero: "It's nice to meet you, officially! I met you before... Well, I actually watched you sleep..."

  15. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 12:19am UTC
    There is no shame in crying. It shows that you have feelings, and a heart. It is when you are unable to cry that you should be ashamed.

  16. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment you drink out of the cup thats not yours... and the owner of the cup just looks at you like you're an idiot...

  17. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your d@mn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
    - Cave Johnson

  18. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    We have to find a better way
    Out of this tragedy
    As the battle rages on
    Blood stains the ground we're on
    My ears hear only screams
    Brave soldiers are dying
    One Spartan stands alone and shouts
    This war is ours.
    This war is ours!
    Yes, I will see you
    Through the smoke and flames
    On the frontlines of war
    We have to find a better way
    And I will stand my ground until the end
    'Til we conquer them all
    We have to find a better way
    Through the fire and the flames
    A sea of dead drives men insane
    We are defiant to the call
    This is as far as it will go
    The battle ends on top of here
    This is where we conquer fear
    On blackout armed with our swords
    This war is ours. Yeah, this war is ours!
    -- "This War is Ours" Escape The Fate

  19. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    I dislike the improper grammar
    Modern people use.
    Slang is tedious
    When not influenced by booze.
    I tire of solving odd phrases
    That have no clues
    No charts, keys, or moon phases
    Can help me understand
    The modern English language...

  20. TheFifthMarauder TheFifthMarauder
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 1:21am UTC
    My eyelids grow heavy,
    But i cannot rest.
    In fear of my life,
    For people can be a pest.
    They yell and bring strife,
    While i just cower.
    I do as they wish,
    Doing things like baking flour,
    Gutting fish,
    And dieing as a servant,
    With no freedom...

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