Laundry Quotes

ImmortalTurtle
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 9:54pm UTC

What would happen if I kept a diary:
Dear diary, today I ate yogurt for a snack. It was okay.
Dear diary, I need more hand lotion.
Dear diary, are knives just half scissors?
Dear diary, I need to do laundry. But I am too lazy.
Dear diary, babies are evil. and fat.
Dear diary, yogurt doesn't make sense.
Dear diary, Please do my laundry.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 5:14am UTC

me: *just woke up*
me: *walks into family room*
parents: OH YOU'RE UP WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT COOK BREAKFAST TEND TO THE GARDEN DO THE LAUNDRY GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL GET A DEGREE AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 29, 2013 5:38pm UTC

dad: so why did you want to do your own laundry?
me: to wash my cashmere sweaters

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Nobody understands my
laundry method ; It's
simple ..
If it's clean, it's on the floor. If its dirty,
its on the floor over
there.

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Maicy Rasmus*
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August 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC

mom: sweetheart, can you do the laundry?
me: *inserts simon cowell's voice* it's a no from me

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Sandie
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July 31, 2013 10:22am UTC

Checking your pockets before putting your clothes in the washing machine
So you don't get arrested for money laundering

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nightfelics171321
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June 6, 2013 12:27am UTC

When you can't walk to your room without crashing into everything.
You know you took one to many......
Laundry baskets
:D

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musicismylife131313
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June 1, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Me singing while sorting laundry:
"They call me green sock, they call me pink sock, they call me orange sock, that's not my sock, that's not my sock. They call me white sock, they call me blue sock, they call me black sock, that is my sock, that is my sock"

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Miluiel*
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March 9, 2013 6:02pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you're carrying your laundry down the stairs, ut you trip, throw the clothes everywhere, and then slam into the mirror just for good measure

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TheDysfunctional
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:54pm UTC

said by no one #2
"Folding and putting away laundry is my favorite."

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:49pm UTC

What's Mean Girls?
You just had a mini heart attack, didn't you?

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