Kindafunny Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 3, 2015 3:24pm UTC

And It's
kinda Funny
the way
We're wearing
Anchors on
Our Shirts
When being
Anchored or
Bored just
Feels like
a Curse
© format : jannette

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Mariah Mae*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 9:32pm UTC

The other day this happened:
Crush's friend: Y'know it would be tradgic if you got on the D team
Crush's other friend: Yeah, trdigic if for basketball you got on the D team
One of my friends: Haha like 'cause it's joke, 'cause there's no D team in basketball haha ha
Crush: No, dude we weren't talking dirty like that. We weren't talkingin' 'bout no basketball, right Mariah?
And I was just kind of just sitting there like, omg do I go on my friends side like I ussally do or do I go with my crush, 'cause he was really talking about basketball. Lol so I just put ,my hands up and srugged my shoulders and me and my friend started laughing so hard.

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dancingpurplebunny
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Does anyone else feel really cocky when they put thier own quote in the funny catagory?
Like can there be an 'funny attempt catagory'

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*_*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 8:36pm UTC

On birthdays:
Normal people: "Happy Birthday! I got a present and after school let's go shopping at the mall!"
My birthday: Person; "Oh its your birthday? I didnt know."- says the person i have known for almost ten years

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 9:58pm UTC

"Everyone is going to start having worms as pets. It's called global worming"~my dad

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 9:55pm UTC

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple" ~My Dad

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Why does everyone complain about
their androids and iphones to be
ancient? my phone is from the stone
ages
WittyxxGirlxx quote credit. It was also my idea

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misscherrypoptart
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 1:32am UTC

I feel like I am on the traditinal monthly "Shark Week" I am going through the stages of
1. Depression
2. Laughing non stop
3. Crying
4. Running around the house like an
awkward turtle
5. Mooing in your head
6. Relizing your insain and start to
controll yourself and say... I need drugs #justkidding #notreally
Anyone else on a rollar coaster??

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haynaww_17
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 12:29pm UTC

things we've all said
- My eyes change color depending on my mood
- my eyes change color with my outfits
- my eyes change colors seasonally
- my eyes change color with the colors im wearing

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HopelessRomanticPleaseHelp
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC

no, i'm not trying to get pregnant..
but thanks for asking constantly when im trying to read quotes.

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HeyyGirl69
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 9:07am UTC

Some prople feel
the rain...
other just get wet

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eswingle711
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Can you Relate?
Me and my bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
I hate when one string of my hoodie is longer than the other.
I hate it when my favorite song comes on, as I pull into the driveway.
I push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
I laugh until people get hurt, then stop when I realize it's serious.
I hate it when my parents get serious about something funny I tell them.
I'm always tired no matter how much sleep I get.
I stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me laugh.
I check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
I tend to say "I don't know" when I'm to lazy to think
I believe Life would be so much more interesting with background music.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Things I heard in today:
-My groin is sweaty
-'Dude, where you going after school?'
'Not to have $3X.'
'No seriously.'
'Yea, seriously.'
-You want some crack?
~My school is pathetic~

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 1:15am UTC

dtc = down to cuddle

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