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Kardashian Quotes

  1. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 8:12am UTC
    Money don't always come with a price.
    If you are Kim Kardashian...

  2. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian recently tweeted "no justice" in reference to Travon Martin
    Bitchh, your dad was the lawyer for OJ Simpson

  3. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Kayne West naming his baby North West
    can only be topped if Drake Bell names his baby Taco.
    That's right
    Taco Bell.

  4. SweetieXoX27 SweetieXoX27
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:23am UTC
    You can bash North West all you want but remember this
    That kid is going straight to the top..... and a little bit to the left.

  5. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    I may be ugly but at least my name isn't North West

  6. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    North West @heynorthwest
    When I become a pole dancer, I'll call myself 'North Pole'.
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  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    My thoughts 24/7: I wouldn't have to deal with this if I were a Kardashian

  8. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
    of not having any talent and making money out of it.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
    of having no talent and making a lot of money because of it.

  10. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 8:23am UTC
    I've not got a fat a$$, I've got a Kim Kardashian Bum.
    I've not got fat legs, I've got Beyonce legs.

  11. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Kan yeWe st.
    Made  a song about gold diggers, wants to marry Kim Kardashian
     

  12. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:31am UTC
    I know Kourtney Kardashian's children's middle names, in case you were starting to like me too much.

  13. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    "There is not one guy here that I would even consider going on a date with.
    There's not even half a guy here that I would date."
    — the Kardashian sisters me, at school

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