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xapa
posted a quote
June 8, 2014 3:38am UTC

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
1. Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
7. Marry them.

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LifesPixel
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 3:55pm UTC

When life gives you green arrow
throw him back
and demand hawkeye!

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YoungAndNotBeautiful
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 9:43pm UTC

how to be soft grunge
1. upside down crosses
2. dye your hair ombre shades and if you want to be very soft grungy, go with purple or blue
3. pretend to like bands you don't even know
4. upside down crosses

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 9:33pm UTC

10 favorites
• Favorite Color: any bright shades of pink and light shades of blue.
• Favorite Food: chinese fried rice
• Favorite Singer: Demi Lovato
• Favorite Show: Pretty little Liars
• Favorite Sport: It's called Be a lazy person and sit on couch all day \(^-^)/
• Favorite Season: Fall
• Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday, Saturday
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate chip, cotton candy, bubblegum
• Favorite Time of Day: When I'm not at school. 9 currents
• Current Mood: mad, upset, annoyed
• Current Taste: Chocolate mint
• Current Clothes:Baseball tee and skinny jeans
• Current Computer: Acer
• Current Finger/Toenail Color: Light pink
• Current Time: 07:30pm
• Current Surroundings: School books and a binder and a computer and a tv.
• Current Annoyance(s): People on my debate team. one of my "friends' talking crap on me.
• Current Thought: "I really just want to do online school so I can work and get money, and lose weight and not deal with drama. Also I really have to pee. And I'm so sick of getting called fat and picking myself apart."\
8 Firsts
• First Best Friend: Kaylie Seedall
• First crush this school year: Edward.
• First Screen Name: supercocoa1996
• First Pet: A chocolate lab named Patches
• First Piercing: Ears
• First Thing You Did Today: Woke up
• First Thing You Ate Today: Chocolate Chip Cookie
• First School: Teresa Bunker
7 Lasts
• Last Food Consumption: Chocolate Mint
• Last Car Ride: Goin to dinner with my grandma and Aunt and grandpa.
• Last Text Message: "If there is not food I will make you some."
• Last Movie Seen: P.S I love you.
• Last Item Bought: Jamba Juice
• Last CD Played: Demi Lovato
• Last Website You Were On: Facebook
6 Have You Evers
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Nope
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: Not that I recall.....
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
• Have You Ever Been on TV: Nope
•Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: yep
• Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: all the time
5 Places You've Been To
• 1. Mexico
• 2. California
• 3. Cayman Islands
• 4. Iowa
• 5. Ilionois
4 Things
• You're Wearing: SPARKLY BOBS AND A BASEBALL T
• You Did Last Night: rasied money for Primary Children's
• What Can You Hear Right Now: My music
• You Can't Live Without: My piano and food.
3 People You Can Tell Anything To
• 1. No one
• 2. No one
• 3. No one
2 Choices
• 1. black or white: White
• 2. hot or cold: Cold
1 Love
• Food.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:14am UTC

Next time a stranger
talks to me when i'm alone,
I will look at them
shocked and whisper
quietly "You can see me!?"

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common_whitegirl_alert
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 6:55pm UTC

The Common White Girl
This account exists for one purpose, to track down wittys common white girls.
***Please dont be offended or hate on this account, it's just for fun.***

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nitters1001
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 10:49am UTC

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I HAVE A TOP QUOTE!!!!!!!!
ON PAGE 56...
With three likes.........
whooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOOOOO
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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 2:19pm UTC

The Food Cycle 4 girlz
*eats a burger, king fries, and triple scoop ice cream, then drinks 2 cans of coke*
"I swear, I'm going to start going on a diet tomorrow."
The next day...
*eats a pizza and half of a family sized chips bag*
"Tomorrow, for sure. I need to look good in front of my boyfriend."
Repeat from top.
The Food Cycle for guys
*watches girl food cycle*
*laughs*
*wonders how girls do it and calls girlfriend*
*girlfriend laughs and tells him she's too fat and to get advice from someone else*
*calls other girlfriend*
*other girlfriend asks if he's cheating on her and explains that the first girlfriend is at her house*
*hangs up quickly, raids the fridge, and runs away without being seen*
Repeat from top.
This is why I'm single and don't worry about how much I eat.

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nitters1001
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:32pm UTC

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princess21
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:02am UTC

Guys, girl's value your opinion. So this is a challenge. Prove that guys can actually care sometimes.
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will suprise you.
NMQ JUST FOR FUN

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