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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2017 11:17am UTC
    The more advanced the robot, the less likely that it will want your job.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC
    As if the economy itself isn't a gig.

  3. you_have_my_heart14 you_have_my_heart14
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently…they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
    -Asthon Kutcher "Jobs"

  4. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Me: Girl, what's that uniform for?
    Sister: My amazing job.
    Me: You're 9.
    Sister: I know. My job is looking after all my teddies - I'm a doctor.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Me: Dad, you really need to go to work.
    Dad: Do I have to? ________________________________________________________________________________
    A PERFECT REASON THAT ADULTS & KIDS
    SHOULD SWAP PLACES.

  5. Yonna13 Yonna13
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 11:54am UTC
    I check out cute boys, I'm ALWAYS tired, I get on my parents nerves, I hang with my friends alot, I'm alway on my phone/computer/or iPod, I hate school, I don't understand math, i eat WAYYYY too much, I stay up all night, Music gets me through stuff, and I love social media.
    But can you blame me?
    Im a TEEN. Thats my job. ♥

  6. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2015 6:03pm UTC
    Do YOU love Elephants?
    ||||||||||| If so, you would be an important asset to The Elephant Pants!
    Being an ambassador for the brand is an exciting experience, and it looks awesome on college applications (while saving some adorable elephants)
    Click on the link to below to sign up through my referral link and get Phant Points for yourself!
    ALSO: If you make a purchase through my link and use the discount code LEGGIN you will receive 15% off your purchase of leggings!
    A portion of ALL purchases goes to the African Wildlife Foundation.
    Let me know if you have any questions!
    http://mbsy.co/theelephantpants/nessa

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2016 10:41pm UTC
    "Wondering
    why a person who puts always own benefits first in a job before the company’s interest, often spends the tenure longest and enjoy the time fullest as an employee in an organisation."
    ~Anuj Somany

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