Best Jb Quotes Ever

bye*
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March 2, 2013 8:23pm UTC

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Admi it
deep down you think Justin Bieber in "Boyfriend" is kinda s.exy

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
• He said r@pe happens for a reason.
• When asked to try out veganism, he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
• When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
• He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
• He looks ‘feminine’
• You think he’s gay
• His voice sounds ‘feminine’

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Everybodydotheflop
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August 31, 2013 12:16pm UTC

You like One Direction?
Fine
You like Justin Bieber?
That's ok
You like Skrillex?
Good for you
You like Green Day?
Cool
You make death threats to people who aren't fans of the artist you listen to for no reason?
Go f/ck yourself

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I feel like Justin Bieber is
on the Proactive commercials mainly to convince people he's h/it puberty.

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 9:16am UTC

Justin Bieber got in trouble for a bar fight.
He's not even old enough to drink why is he in a bar?

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*Freedom*
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February 17, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Girl: MOM! Hurry! Call the ambulance, my boyfriend fell !
Mom: Pick up the poster and shut up.

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gab*
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 8:27pm UTC

i remember how annoying and stupid i thought the jonas brothers were and i didn't know why so many girls were obsessed with them back in 2006-2009
but when i first heard of justin bieber i thought to myself "he's probably going to replace the jonas brothers" and that's pretty much exactly what happened and now tbh i'd do anything to get our fellow jobros back

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:01pm UTC

not having any homework and wondering when a celebrity is
randomly going to pop up and say, "you just got punk'd!"
and then give you twelve hours worth of work to do.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Mom: *starts to slide around on ice*
Mom: Oh no, I'm slipping!
Me: Into the lava
Me: Are you tryna keep from going under?
Mom: *falls*

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AwwBieber
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 2:19pm UTC

If I could just die in your arms
I wouldn't mind.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 3:01pm UTC

I still remember when JB stood for Jonas Brothers, not Justin Bieber lol...oh where has my childhood gone..

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 6:27pm UTC

guess who spent three hours waiting
outside Justin Bieber's hotel today?
this girl!

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC

justin bieber : *kills a person*
society : oh well you know he's just a kid

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Lethal*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 10:58am UTC

justin bieber: screaming isn't music
oli sykes: lol ok
kellin quinn: lol ok
vic fuentes: lol ok
danny worsnop: lol ok
andy biersack: lol ok
marilyn manson: lol ok
austin carlile: lol ok
beau bokan: lol ok
christofer drew: lol ok
fronz: lol ok
all metalcore/post-hardcore bands: neither is whining, you cünt.

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Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I hate when people say they love oldies and they are listening to a Justin Bieber song!!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:09am UTC

Person: *username: Justinbieberandme5everiloveJB*
Person: *Bio: Justin Bieber and I are going to get married. I love you JB, if you're reading this! JUSTIN BIEBER! JBIEBS JB. JUSTIN I LOVE YOU! *name* BIEBER!*
Me: I wonder who their idol is.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Everytime I read a story description on Wattpad
Story: *sounds amazing*
Story: *last sentence* OneDirection / Justin Bieber / Werewolf / Vampire / Twilight / HungerGames / Chicken-Chow-Mein Fan-Fiction.

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catchtheshadows
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July 31, 2013 3:55am UTC

Idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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0____0
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Oh, you're a boy and you like One Direction and Justin Bieber?
Please tell me why I should all of a sudden fall in love with you?

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