Ineedsleep Quotes

crimson24
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August 9, 2015 7:59pm UTC

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
You're welcome.
;)

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*compassionate soul*
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December 24, 2014 2:40am UTC

Sweet dreams,Sleep tight,I love you,Good night

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crimson24
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March 11, 2014 9:48pm UTC

i want to title my album "Sle" and make it an EP

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Amenah
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October 25, 2013 5:44pm UTC

that heart attack
you get when someone from school follows you on witty.
(even if she's one of your best friends)
omfg Marion you just scared the hell out of me aslkdjfsdfjsd ♥

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AddictedToLife
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September 16, 2013 3:38pm UTC

things in motion tend to stay in motion,
while things at rest tend to stay at rest.

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kungfupenguin
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July 28, 2013 2:22am UTC

*refresh refresh refresh*
OH HEY LOOK A NOTIFICATION!

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Arcade1012
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May 27, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Do you know what's funny when you're tired?
Everything. Everything is funny when you're tired.

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HelloSmileyFace
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Sleep deprivement + being blonde =
1. Ran my car into a curb
2. Left my door unlocked
3. AND Left my keys in my ignition at the same time
4. Ran my car into a brick wall (SECOND TIME) while parking
5. Went into get a card for my friend, looked for 10 minutes then realized it was looking in the spanish section the whole time......
Conclusion= I need sleep.

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NothingButAbby
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May 5, 2013 10:23pm UTC

Yes, it is 3:21AM.
Yes, I really should be asleep.
Yes, I am on Witty Profiles.
No, you are not allowed to judge me.
Stop it.

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charliedrop
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April 13, 2013 11:47am UTC

Before i fall asleep, i always check how many hours i have until i have to wake up

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katbaby
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March 31, 2013 11:43pm UTC

heres my advice to you: if someone is bothering you just yell you don't even know where I hid my tarder sauce. And that my friends is how to get someone to shut up

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
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March 26, 2013 10:48pm UTC

There is nothing more that I love than coming home after a 10 hour track meet and then doing 5 hours worth of homework.

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