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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2015 6:46pm UTC
    SO WHAT,
    If you can't get 300+ likes on a quote
    or that fact that only 3 people are on yet right this moment?
    Yeah, Witty has grown smaller over the years, Why is this a BAD thing??
    We're still alive and kicking. Don't you worry.
    QUALITY
    QUANTITY.

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 5:39pm UTC
    IF MY
    WALK ISN'T
    "FEMININE" ENOUGH
    FOR US
    TO BE
    FRIENDS, good.
    I'M GLAD
    I DON'T
    NEED SOMEONE
    LIKE THAT
    IN MY
    LIFE

  3. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    Guys
    We must save the whales
    because without them
    we become one step closer to being
    the fattest species
    alive

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Okay, I get that being single
    sucks a.ss for a lot of people,
    but b.itching about being single
    just because of Valentine's Day?
    Are you serious? I've said it before
    but looks like I need to say it again;
    some people don't have a mother
    for mother's day, and some people
    don't have a father for father's
    day. Yet, you're complaining all
    because you don't have a bf/gf
    for some stupid, random "holiday"?
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?You have
    your whole life to get a significant
    other, not having a parent is kind
    of a permanent thing, so get the
    f.uck over yourself.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 10:29pm UTC
    "omg you have such clear
    skin! I so hate you right now."
    lolololololol, yeah I don't really
    get acne that much. sometimes
    I get a zit or so, but that's pretty
    much it. however, I have dark
    spots pretty much all over. near
    my mouth, stomach, ribs, etc.,
    and some spots aren't just dark,
    they're dry and dark (ew. gross.)
    it is disgusting and it really sucks.
    also, my cheeks are always red,
    and my face is hella sensitive
    so I can barely stand makeup
    for more than a few minutes
    to even cover what I don't like.
    (and by hella sensitive, I mean
    I got bubbles from a bath on
    my face, and got a really bad
    rash that lasted for days. bubbles
    gave me a rash.. yeah.) my point
    is, just because someone doesn't
    have acne or breakout a lot, doesn't
    mean they're happy with their skin,
    or think they're "lucky."
    my sister had acne for years,
    but now she has clear skin.
    is she happy with her skin now?
    no. now she has acne scarring,
    and she lost a lot of weight so
    now she thinks her skin is saggy.
    (plus, if she wears belts, she gets
    eczema.) like, do you catch my
    drift or is this like.. doing nada
    because I forget what else I
    was going to say??

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    "2014's worst movie!"
    um... it's only January..??

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 3:26am UTC
    sometimes I like you.
    sometimes I wish it was
    the apocalypse so I could
    dangle your body over some
    hungry zombies.
    (or idk throw you to the looters
    that are depicted as violent in
    movies and tv shows, yknow,
    in case there isn't any zombies.)

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Look, I'm just saying, s.hit-storm
    quotes were actually helpful to witty.
    They caused more traffic to the site.
    Everyone logged in more often to
    reply to comments, trying to prove to
    someone with the opposite opinion
    that they were right. Everyone stayed
    logged-in longer browsing other quotes
    until they got a reply getting b.itched out
    right back. More people got curious as
    to why a quote had 20 likes and 200+
    comments, and decided to check it
    out and throw their opinion in as well.
    Websites like controversy because it
    brings more people to them, anyone
    that has ever been on a site like IWSMT
    would know that. But everyone b.itched
    about how there was always fighting
    and it eventually stopped, and witty got
    super slow, and now it's like no one gives
    two s.hits to make a quote that actually
    involves more thinking than it does to
    ctrl+c and ctrl+v from tumblr to witty.
    I'm not saying witty wouldn't have gotten
    this slow anyway, but you really can't
    blame a site for getting that way when
    the users got lazy as f.uck.

  9. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    <コ:彡
    It's a squid.

  10. HelloImMatthew HelloImMatthew
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Why do girls come up and ask me ' whos prettier? ' . Look, every girl is pretty / beautiful in there own way, no matter how different there image is, no matter how big or small they are, no matter how different you are... You will always be beautiful on the inside and out :)

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    "Guys, you can't be sad if a girl doesn't like you back."
    Really now? Because a huge percent of quotes on
    here are girls b.itching about a guy not liking them back;
    why can't a guy be bummed if his crush doesn't like him?
    Like, they aren't weird emotionless monsters, they're real
    people with real feelings as well.

  12. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    heh you can't call something a
    ‘confession’ if it's a lie bruh (눈‸눈)

  13. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Why do girls put guys down for wanting s ex all the time?
    Girls only want to have s ex all the time, too. They're not the only ones.
    Trust me, I know.

  14. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    To be honest ,
    i don't know why witty has chat .
    ALL OF US KNOW WE'RE ALL TO AWKWARD TO START THE CONVERSATION

:)

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