TRUE STORY
My English Teacher today
Um, I guess she was in a mood?
Teacher: ok, so now that you all have your tests and have started working, I'm going to play a song really loud to keep you from concentrating. Hopefully it will get stuck in your head all day and you'll be sad miserable children.
*plays song very loudly*
*we are annoyed*
Someone: Can you please turn it down a little? The stereo is right next to me and it's way too loud
Teacher: *turns it up louder* No
Me: *can't think, stares at teacher menacingly* -_-
Teacher: Is there anything else I can do to make you guys more miserable? After all, you all know much I hate kids. Some mornings I really don't want to come to work, but I come anyway, because I think of all the ways I can make you suffer and suddenly feel the need to come
Class: O_O