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evvvannn
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February 13, 2014 3:14am UTC

I bet you I could stop gambling.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:57am UTC

In grade school she always had
a shiny star,
for she worked hard and
make her parents happy.
In middle school she always
had straight A's,
for she worked hard and
made her parents proud.
In high school she got straight
F's,
for being sad and a failure in
her parents eyes.
In college she got straight lines,
for those were what stained
her wrists and thighs.
And she finally made her
parents proud because she
was nonexistent
-l.n.w

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spence*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I think I get it now.
you can tell me all of your problems and I try to cheer you up but when
I try and talk about mine you don't answer me. Some friend you are.

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beautiful❥*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 7:06pm UTC

I S L O V E U N K O W N

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Ap student: hey I'm going to my ap class.
Ap student: ugh my textbook is SO heavy.
Ap student: ugh, I'm taking 7 AP classes.
Ap student: AP
Ap student: Listen to me.
Ap student: Look at me.
Ap student: AP
Ap student: IM SMART.
Ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THEN YOU.
Ap student: ap.

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JazzySnow
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July 30, 2013 9:50pm UTC

If you were half as funny as you think you are, jerk, you'd be twice as funny as you are.

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