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DestinyCaribou
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June 2, 2014 4:11am UTC

I see you like 'em skinny, with brunette hair
You look at her like that and it's just unfair
I'll never be pretty by your standards anyway.
I'll never have her blue eyes or her beautiful face. You hold her the way I wish you'd hold me. She's your cutie-pie, she's what I want to be.
I'm not experienced in the feild of love.
But I like how you sound
and I'm turning it up

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 7:34pm UTC

master has given gobby a sock
gobby is free

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 7:44pm UTC

"Let's put it
this way....
You suck."
- m e t o m y e x

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC

Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:16pm UTC

Today, my ex approached me.
With a rat.
So I screamed, and ran.
About thirty seconds later i came back.
"I thought you did'nt like rats."
"No. It was just your face."
That shut him up.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:37pm UTC

Girl:
"You're fat!"
Me: "You wish you had my
curves."

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 3:39pm UTC

"will people stop talking about
that damn ice movie?"
"it's like they can't Let It Go"

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC

With every hurtful word said.
There's a girl crying in her bed.
With every girl told that's she's fat
There's a girl vomiting it all back.
With every girl wishing she didn't exist
There's a girl slashing her wrist.
With every girl told to commit suicide
There's a family saying goodbyes.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 3:16pm UTC

You're like a nokia.
You're outdated, you're annoying, and you never die.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 2:22am UTC

"You're worthless"
B.tch please. I'm priceless

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 12:35am UTC

It's a pity your lipstick doesn't actually stick your lips together.

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