Best Hell Quotes This Week

Ethanol
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 3:39pm UTC

people say hell is endless they
say its our worst nightmare, I say
hell is
EMPTY & ALL THE
DEVILS ARE HERE.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 5:25pm UTC

yeah summer's real cute until every bug crawls out of the seventh circle of hell

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 8:22pm UTC

Some Rules
-You can cry wherever the bloody hell you want to.
-You can cry whenever the bloody hell you want to.
-You don't have to cry to be sad- no tears do not equal no sadness.
so
-there isn't a direct correlation between how sad someone is and how much they're crying.
-It's perfectly acceptable to want to collect your tears in a jug and pour them over the person/thing that has upset you.

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kara008
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 2:25pm UTC

DID YOU CATCH YOUR OWN REFLECTION
in the knife my mother held,
or the hell in my father's eyes?

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absent *
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 2:11pm UTC

If you're going through hell, keep going.

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 10:50pm UTC

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 4:13pm UTC

If gay people go to hell then hell is going to be FABULOUS

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Do you ever just look at all your homework
and go like "f/ck no."

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desultori*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 11:35pm UTC

When I die I'll go to heaven because I've spent my time in he.ll.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell,
but I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
September 6, 2014 4:50pm UTC

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
- William Shakespear

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_broken615_
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:07pm UTC

When I die
I'll go straight to heaven, because I've already spent my time in hell.
nmf/follow for a follow

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:49am UTC

Girl: I'm cold.
Me: Should have brought a
jacket when you crawled
your way out of hell.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:16am UTC

Heaven or Hell
an original poem by BlackGlitter4
If I walked
in front of a car
'accidentally'
would I die
or grow older to drive?
If I jumped
off a cliff
would I drown
or grow older to swim?
If I aimed
a gun to my head
and pulled the trigger
would I go to heaven
or hell?
by the way i'm so sorry this is not a good poem at all but i promise i'll have better ones up soon

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 9:49pm UTC

This is a wasteland, my only retreat. With Heaven above you, there's Hell over me.

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HamLover101
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:33am UTC

When nobody is replying on chat or to texts
Me: So Mr Tiddles it seems like we are alone again.
Me: *puts sock on hand and makes it talk* Not again.
Me: How are you Mr Tiddles?
Mr Tiddles: Im okay. Your feet smell and its hard to breath down there but M fine. How are you?
Me: Im good thAnks!
Me and Mr Tiddles: *continues conversation for 10 minutes*
Me: Oh look someone replied!!
Mr Tiddles: Awwwh you're pitching me again :(
Me: *starts putting sock back on*
Mr Tiddles: No not the foot not the foot! It stinks! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
What the hell is wrong with me?

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