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  1. dreamsandwishes dreamsandwishes
    posted a quote
     September 2, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me at the grocery store:
    "Ooohhh samples!"
    *takes a handful*
    *walks away*
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  2. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
     August 14, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Meeting celebrities is an interesting thing
    because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store.
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  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
     August 11, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Self-Checkout in Grocery Store: Place item in bagging area.
    Me: *Places item in bagging area*
    Self-Checkout in Grocery Store: Unexpected item in bagging area.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 125 points
  4. sapphireflames* sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
     August 9, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    When you're in the grocery store
    and you grab someone else's cart by mistake
    yourcool format and
    MeeAndYoouFormats
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  5. dreamsandwishes dreamsandwishes
    posted a quote
     August 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    The coldest place in the entire world:
    the refrigerator section at the grocery store
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  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
     May 24, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    I really want to take the time to thank everyone who's supported me during
    my time in school. Except for that guy who yelled at me in a grocery store for being "too rowdy". You, sir, are an a.ss
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 91 points
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