Best Greatness Quotes Ever

epictacos
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October 22, 2013 7:01pm UTC

"I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir ."
I'm not water, but I can make you drown.

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OnceUponAStory
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Its kind of ironic how the people we think of as the world's greatest writers were shunned by their society.
It kind of gives me hope one day I'll be known for something.

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epictacos
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Men go abroad to
wonder at the heights of mountains,
at the huge waves of the sea,
a t t h e l o n g c o u r s e s o f r i v e r s ,
at the vast compass of the ocean,
at the circular motions of the stars,
And they pass by themselves without wondering.
We are miracles.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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evvvannn
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November 20, 2013 12:03am UTC

Me trying to pull a smooth one:
Me: "Hey, am I invisible?"
Girl-no, why?
Me:"So you CAN see me?"
Girl-yepp.
Me:"How about tomorrow night?"
Girl- ......
Me: .....
Me: "No? ... Okay." *walks away*

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evvvannn
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 12:44am UTC

If you were a drug,
'
I'd overdose.

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:19am UTC

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were an expert on my life,
and how I should live it. Please,
continue while I take notes.

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epictacos
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 5:35am UTC

People say that everyone's got that
one special person out there waiting
for them...
I think mine got ran over by a bus.

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:38pm UTC

"I might be proud
but at least I'm proud of something
You've taken pride in becoming
nothing."
- Bite My Tongue by You Me At Six Ft. Oli Sykes

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 12:07am UTC

Me: what's your favorite subject in school?
Him: W3// I /yk3 3ng/!$h.
Me: Oh really? Well please feel free to come talk to me after you learn to spell it correctly.

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 12:28am UTC

All I want in life is to be so
rich that Morgan Freeman
would read me bedtime
stories.

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:59am UTC

Forever married to music
for better or worse.

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KissingRazors
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Me at a party: is there wifi
Me at the store: is there wifi
Me giving birth: does she have wifi
Me in a car ride: is there wifi
Me eating: does the calories of this happy meal have wifi
Me at school: is there wifi
Me in hell: is there wifi

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epictacos
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 2:09am UTC

I wonder if clouds ever look
down and say, "Hey that
one is shaped like
an idiot!"

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sparkleyunicorns7
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 10:52am UTC

We cannot do great things;
only small things
whith great love.
-Mother Teresa-

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 1:24am UTC

Pirates of the Caribbean
Will: I'm not sure if this idea was mad or brilliant
Jack: You'd be shocked at how often those two coincide together.

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ChristianTxx
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 3:13am UTC

GREAT + MIGHTY is my GOD

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buteverythingchangedwhenthefirenationattacked
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 1:14am UTC

Unless your name
is Google,
don't act like
you know
everything.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 26, 2014 11:33pm UTC

We're great.
Not just you.
Not just me.
But together we are great.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
December 30, 2016 1:10am UTC

TruLY GreaT
PEOPLE WERE ONCE CALLED
weird so that today, YOU AREN'T CALLED ANYTHING.

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TillWeSurrender
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Surround yourself
with the dreamers and
the doers, believers, and thinkers,
but most of all, surround yourself
with those who see greatness within you,
even when you don’t see it in yourself.
TillWeSurrender

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