Girlproblems Quotes

Immortality*
posted a quote
October 26, 2014 7:05pm UTC

Hardest thing about choosing a Halloween costume:
Wanting to look hot and not freeze to death at the same time

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Skye *
posted a quote
June 23, 2014 11:46am UTC

And sometimes,
MY HAIR
gets to my food before I do...

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foodandcats
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 11:55pm UTC

why periods?
why cant mother nature just text me and be like "whaddup girl, u aint pregnant have a great week talk to u next month"

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 4:41pm UTC

Whoever thought it was a good idea
to make girls bleed out buckets every month
obviously wasn't loved as a child.
hmmph.

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 1:01am UTC

I don't think
Mother Nature's ever gotten
her period before
format by fake_a_smile

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GabbyBaby
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 7:59pm UTC

society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman:okay.
society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman:sounds awful. what's my second option.
society:a peni$ shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman:still seems pretty awful.
society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fu*king expensive.Oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:i think i'll go with my third option.
society:what third option?
woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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KayleighJean
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January 22, 2014 8:59pm UTC

Why can't girls be born with hairless legs?
Let the guys have all the hair.

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KayleighJean
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January 8, 2014 6:52pm UTC

Cramps are evil.

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Becca315
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 11:58pm UTC

Hot guy: *Sneezes*
Me: I would say "God Bless You"
... But it looks like he already did

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acacia brinley*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 12:55am UTC

Did You Know?
The average female wishes she were male for about 12 weeks of the year.

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Krystalmarie1561
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 7:04pm UTC

I think that if I hired the best Psychiatrists in the world to help me, every single one of them would quit after the 2nd day.

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astalker
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 10:13pm UTC

why can't girls just say what they mean, they would feel alot less tortured and misunderstood.
"are you okay"
" yes"
later: gets mad because i didnt help her through a difficult time in her life.
if she said what she meant, it would go like this.
"are you okay?"
"no, my boyfriend broke up with me, my parents are getting divorced, my dog just died, and i need you right now"
later: everything turns out fine, she feels loved by everyone, and despite the tough times, she makes the best of things.
funny how if you ask for help you actually get some!

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kristalorrainee5
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 12:48am UTC

there are guys older then me that are smoking hott,,
there are guys younger then me that are freakin cute..
then there are guys my age.. no word can describe them.
who else can relate?

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imonlyhuman*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Me on my period..
its like a crime sence in my pants!!!
I WANT FU**ING CHOCOLATE!!!
mommy why dont you love me???
SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FU**ING A$$WIPE!!!!!
why am i so lonly?
(ends period)
well might i just add that was not the real me..

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