Me Watching my Mom get on the internet Mom: *sits in chair with perfect posture* Me: oh no Mom: *clicks internet explorer* Me: oh god no Mom: *types http://www.'* Me: somebody stab me Mom: *goes to google* Me: maybe it'll be okay from here... Mom: *googles facebook* Me: I quit
*Freedom* posted a quote
December 8, 2013 12:45pm UTC
Transition from beginning of semester to the end. Me: I'm getting all A's. Me: Better than last year. Me: What homework? Me: I don't get this sh.i.t. Me: F.u.ck it, I give up. Me: *Cries*
iluvyousomuch posted a quote
April 23, 2013 7:50pm UTC
me: you guys,I like Connor a lot. I think it could be love. Maybe I should ask him out?... everybody: *suddenly loves Connor* everybody: *asks Connor out* everybody: *flirts with Connor* honestly,when its some of your best friends...
Alaynakay posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:48am UTC
Why do all guys think we want d.ick?. Like really yes 13 and 14 year old with boyfriends want d.ick! Can we have a boyfriend who doesn't want n.udes and s.ex.?. Come on boys!!!!
Mom: hey, do you wanna- me: noooooooooo! *panics, runs away, slams into glass door & passes out* mom: go to your friends house.....? me: oh. *sets down phone and gets in the car.*
"I'm going to be forever alone. I'm going to live all by myself in a cabin in the middle of the woods with seventy nine cats. Boohoo. Poor me." Okay. First of all, just because you're 12-17 years old and you don't have a boyfriend it doesn't mean you're going to be forever alone. You know that you're not going to be forever alone. You know that you're not going to be forever alone. Stop saying that. Grow the f-ck up. There is around seven billion people on this planet. Do you really think you're going to be forever alone? Do you? When you say that you're going to be forever alone it isn't cute. It isn't funny. Serrriously.
Mom: hey, do you wanna- me: noooooooooo! *panics, runs away, slams into glass door & passes out* mom: go to your friends house.....? me: oh. *sets down phone and gets in the car.*
My grandmother's dog eats grapes more ferociously than a wolf and foams at the mouth like she's rabid when she does. Is this just the grape juice or should I genuinely be worried??