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AgainstNoOne
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February 7, 2017 4:05am UTC

You're really an adult when you talk to your friends about doing taxes. Haha

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TheJokerHasArrived
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September 8, 2014 6:48pm UTC

"I'm going to be forever alone. I'm going to live all by myself in a cabin in the middle of the woods with seventy nine cats. Boohoo. Poor me."
Okay.
First of all, just because you're 12-17 years old and you don't have a boyfriend it doesn't mean you're going to be forever alone.
You know that you're not going to be forever alone.
You know that you're not going to be forever alone.
Stop saying that.
Grow the f-ck up.
There is around seven billion people on this planet.
Do you really think you're going to be forever alone?
Do you?
When you say that you're going to be forever alone it isn't cute.
It isn't funny.
Serrriously.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:39pm UTC

Grandma: you kno wht 2 do wit dat big phat buht. Wiggle wiggle.
Me: *wakes up screaming and drenched in sweat.*

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:39pm UTC

Grandma: you kno wht 2 do wit dat big phat buht. Wiggle wiggle.
Me: *wakes up screaming and drenched in sweat.*

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:35pm UTC

I love.....
wait. I think I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:33pm UTC

Mom: hey, do you wanna-
me: noooooooooo! *panics, runs away, slams into glass door & passes out*
mom: go to your friends house.....?
me: oh. *sets down phone and gets in the car.*

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:31pm UTC

Mom: hey, do you wanna-
me: noooooooooo! *panics, runs away, slams into glass door & passes out*
mom: go to your friends house.....?
me: oh. *sets down phone and gets in the car.*

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:28pm UTC

Yup. Well. Oh. Yes.
That just happened.
*crawls under bed and dies*

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:25pm UTC

I AM A NINJA.
Dropping stuff all over the place is just my disguise.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:23pm UTC

I AM A NINJA.
Dropping stuff all over the place is just my disguise.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:22pm UTC

All I have done this past week was paint....... You should see my bedroom wall.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:22pm UTC

All I have done this past week was paint....... You should see my bedroom wall.

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:20pm UTC

*to jessi's girl*
Im wishin i had pokemooooon.
Im wishin i had pokemooooon.
where can i find a pichu like that?
oh, pokemoooooon!

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:19pm UTC

*to jessi's girl*
Im wishin i had pokemooooon.
Im wishin i had pokemooooon.
where can i find a pichu like that?
oh, pokemoooooon!

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Elementpurple13*
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August 25, 2014 12:16pm UTC

My grandmother's dog eats grapes more ferociously than a wolf and foams at the mouth like she's rabid when she does. Is this just the grape juice or should I genuinely be worried??

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*Freedom*
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December 8, 2013 12:45pm UTC

Transition from beginning of
semester to the end.
Me: I'm getting all A's.
Me: Better than last year.
Me: What homework?
Me: I don't get this sh.i.t.
Me: F.u.ck it, I give up.
Me: *Cries*

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AllieSmith7
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October 23, 2013 2:08pm UTC

SO, this girl today tried telling me that she was in the show choir group I'm in. Like, bîtch, no you're not. I would know.
Lieeeeeessssss

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AllieSmith7
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September 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

For once, I look like a hipster. This is scary..

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:48am UTC

Why do all guys think we want d.ick?. Like really yes 13 and 14 year old with boyfriends want d.ick! Can we have a boyfriend who doesn't want n.udes and s.ex.?. Come on boys!!!!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 23, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Me Watching my Mom get on the internet
Mom: *sits in chair with perfect posture*
Me: oh no
Mom: *clicks internet explorer*
Me: oh god no
Mom: *types http://www.'*
Me: somebody stab me
Mom: *goes to google*
Me: maybe it'll be okay from here...
Mom: *googles facebook*
Me: I quit

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