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lemon.cake*
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May 11, 2014 1:20pm UTC

Me: Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers around the globe
person: IM JUST WONDERING WHAT MY 2 SONS WILL BUY FOR ME :))))
Me: Don't you mean your 900 kids?
person: 898 died from child abuse

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beautyisfake
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January 23, 2014 5:07pm UTC

Yo momma so fat, that when she walked past
my tv,
i missed to episodes of criminal mindss.

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lemon.cake*
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January 20, 2014 2:36pm UTC

My friends Be Like . . . " Babe You Wanna Go To The Movies ?"
I Be Like . . . " The Movies ? Thats $5.OO For The Bus Fare .$18.OO Per Ticket . That's $41.OO Already ! &' IKnoe Your Fat@ss Is Gonna Want Some PopCorn So Thats Another $7.5O . Then You Finna Ask Me For Some Skittles Thats $4.26 ! &' IKnoe you Is Gonna Want A Drink ! Thats $6.OO ! DO YOU GOT 58 DOLLARS & 78 CENTS !? NO ! SO PUT THE DAMN POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE ! WE'RE WATCHING FINDING NEMO !
formatt by cosima2

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shainaBear
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April 30, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Going to Mcdonalds for a Salad is like asking a prostitute for a hug...

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CutieKelsee65
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March 21, 2013 2:53pm UTC

I missed you guys so
much! Love you! :) <3

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Veronica Smith*
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February 22, 2013 2:50pm UTC

ED SHEERAN.

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kalenian
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February 5, 2013 9:00am UTC

Someone once asked me why i never wear shorts...
My reply: "I work too damn hard on these legs to show them to just anyone!"

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