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shainaBear

1. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:48pm UTC
   Why is it when you run into a spiderweb you suddenly turn into a ninja?
   
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2. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:45pm UTC
   My friends are the kind that if their house was on fire they'd be roasting marshmellos and flirting with the fireman ;D
   
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3. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:41pm UTC
   A boy goes to a strip club, his mom ask gets mad and ask him if he seen anything there he was not supposed to see and he replied "Yes..I saw dad.."
   
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4. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   So i just made a Witty 2 days ago and i have all these people faving my quotes but yet 0 followers.. yayy me! -.-
   
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5. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:34pm UTC
   Laughing is the best medicine..But if your laughing for no reason you need medicine..
   
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6. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:32pm UTC
   Drunk people run stop signs..High people wait for them to turn green! ;)
   
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7. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:29pm UTC
   Going to Mcdonalds for a Salad is like asking a prostitute for a hug...
   
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8. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:27pm UTC
   I'm a teenage girl..I mess up, i Get crabby, I'm self-conscious, I'm moody, I flirt, I take chances, I don't listen, I'm insecure but do you expect me to be perfect?...Sorry I don't live to please you..
   
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9. shainaBear
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   April 30, 2013 1:20pm UTC
   Mom, Dad I'm already rushing calling me down 20 more times won't give me super speed its only putting me in a worse mood -.-
   
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    April 29, 2013 1:37pm UTC
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    April 29, 2013 1:29pm UTC
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    April 29, 2013 1:26pm UTC
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13. shainaBear
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    April 29, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    If you fall inlove with 2 people choose the second because you never loved the first person if you fell inlove twice..
    
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    April 29, 2013 1:21pm UTC
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    April 29, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    If you were a triangle...you'd be a cute one!
    #ForeverAlone
    
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16. shainaBear
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    April 26, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    i hate when dudes be like "So if i flirt with another b*tch is that considered cheating?" Like B*tch! If i slap you with my left hand even thoe i'm right handed did you still get slapped?
    
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