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1. mcnuggets*
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2014 12:47pm UTC
   im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
   
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2. Cindy Lou Who*
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2014 11:16pm UTC
   man with pocket feel c*cky all day.
   
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3. TheMoustacheFingers*
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2014 4:59am UTC
   Does anyone rember
   BEFORE JUSTIN BIEBER WAS FAMOUS?
   
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4. smileschangepeople
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2013 2:24pm UTC
   Steve asks us to put quotes on here that are good enough but isn't that kinda stalkerish?
   Mom: What are you doing?
   Me: Oh I'm hangin something up I found on the internet from some random stranger I don't even know
   Mom: Ok, have fun dear!
   
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5. Jasmine❤😘*
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2013 8:14pm UTC
   Watching nemo with my cat. Awkward.
   
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6. magieamanda
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 8:55am UTC
   ♥I LOVE ANİMES♥
   
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7. Overcast-Kid*
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2013 9:32am UTC
   I panic at places
   besides the disco
   
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8. Dishonored*
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 9:46pm UTC
   I don't understand why people
   think they're so important that
   the statement "I've lost respect
   for you" should be traumatizing.
   Seriously, it's the f.ucking internet,
   I'm pretty sure they don't care if
   you respect them or not.
   
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9. ihasberryquake
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   bakin pancakes bacon pancakes
   
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10. VanaWenice
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I just come home.There were: boys : Milic , Zeba , Adric , Filip , Nixy , Ante , Stipe etc. and girls : Me , Dora , Karla (Carly) , Franceska (Francesca) and Lena. We have awsome time together!!But they throw water ballons on us.I went home all wet (45 min ago) but i will definitly repeat it tomorow *_* C'MON IT'S SUMMER!!!! FRIEEEEEENNNNDSSS <33333333333333333
    
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11. Fay*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 7:04am UTC
    Only at McDonalds they say :
    "Sorry about your wait"
    And they really mean "weight"
    
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12. VanaWenice
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    SUMMER I'M STILL
    WAITING❤
    
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13. DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Hardest job ever:
    Working in a bubble wrap factory.
    Just imagine the self-control involved.
    
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14. savvywinter
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    Turtle: Nothing is slower than me.
    Snail: You positive?
    Internet Explorer: Playa please.
    Me: Alright guys...stop joking around. That hurts my feelings.
    
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15. OMGEEitsSAVANNAH
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    When Your best friend
    is singing"
    i see your camel toe"..
    and you slowly look down
    just to be sure you dont have one.
    
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16. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Good perfume comes in small bottles c;
    Im a good perfume then ♥
    4'8.
    
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17. bye*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    the funny thing about witty is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
    
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18. Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 4:00am UTC
    That annoying moment when you are in an argument with your parents so you lock yourself in your room to prove a piont,
    and you need to pee.
    
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19. toxicatedknightmare
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 2:57am UTC
    Life is just PI !_!
    3.14..................
    
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20. Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    I'm just curious, but what is the weirdest/embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you while you were around your crush?
    
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