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Cindy Lou Who*
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March 2, 2015 9:17am UTC

In card game war 2s are uglyjust like when youre rated a 2yellows ugly too just like 2syoure a 2 no one likes you

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 25, 2015 7:26am UTC

CLASSICHey! Where's the drums?Oh whoa-oh-oh-ohLet's go![Tony:]Ooh girl you're shiningLike a 5th avenue diamondAnd they don't make you like they used toYou're never going out of styleOoh pretty babyThis world might've gone crazyThe way you save meWho can blame meWhen I just wanna make you smile?[Hook:]I wanna thrill you like MichaelI wanna kiss you like PrinceLet's get it on like Marvin GayeLike HathawayWrite a song for you like this[Chorus:]You're over my headI'm out of my mindThinking I was born in the wrong timeOne of a kind, living in a world gone plasticBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classicBaby you,Baby you're so classic[Tony:]Four dozen of rosesAnything for you to noticeAll the way to serenade youDoing it Sinatra styleI'm a pick you up in a CadillacLike a gentleman bringin' glamour backKeep it reel to reel in the way I feelI could walk you down the aisle[Hook:]I wanna thrill you like MichaelI wanna kiss you like PrinceLet's get it on like Marvin GayeLike HathawayWrite a song for you like this[Chorus:]You're over my headI'm out of my mindThinking I was born in the wrong timeIt's love on rewind,Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)Out of my leagueOld school chicLike a movie starFrom the silver screenYou're one of a kind living in a world gone plasticBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classic[Malcolm:]Baby you're class and baby you're sickI never met a girl like you ever til we metA star in the 40s, centrefold in the 50sGot me tripping out like the sixtiesHippies Queen of the discothequeA 70s dream and an 80s bestHepburn, Beyoncé, Marilyn, MassiveGirl you're timeless, just so classic[Chorus:]You're over my head I'm out of my mindThinking I was born in the wrong timeIt's love on rewind,Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)Out of my leagueOld school chicLike a movie starFrom the silver screenYou're one of a kind living in a world gone plasticBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classic

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February 24, 2015 1:57pm UTC

CLASSICHey! Where's the drums?Oh whoa-oh-oh-ohLet's go![Tony:]Ooh girl you're shiningLike a 5th avenue diamondAnd they don't make you like they used toYou're never going out of styleOoh pretty babyThis world might've gone crazyThe way you save meWho can blame meWhen I just wanna make you smile?[Hook:]I wanna thrill you like MichaelI wanna kiss you like PrinceLet's get it on like Marvin GayeLike HathawayWrite a song for you like this[Chorus:]You're over my headI'm out of my mindThinking I was born in the wrong timeOne of a kind, living in a world gone plasticBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classicBaby you,Baby you're so classic[Tony:]Four dozen of rosesAnything for you to noticeAll the way to serenade youDoing it Sinatra styleI'm a pick you up in a CadillacLike a gentleman bringin' glamour backKeep it reel to reel in the way I feelI could walk you down the aisle[Hook:]I wanna thrill you like MichaelI wanna kiss you like PrinceLet's get it on like Marvin GayeLike HathawayWrite a song for you like this[Chorus:]You're over my headI'm out of my mindThinking I was born in the wrong timeIt's love on rewind,Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)Out of my leagueOld school chicLike a movie starFrom the silver screenYou're one of a kind living in a world gone plasticBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classic[Malcolm:]Baby you're class and baby you're sickI never met a girl like you ever til we metA star in the 40s, centrefold in the 50sGot me tripping out like the sixtiesHippies Queen of the discothequeA 70s dream and an 80s bestHepburn, Beyoncé, Marilyn, MassiveGirl you're timeless, just so classic[Chorus:]You're over my head I'm out of my mindThinking I was born in the wrong timeIt's love on rewind,Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)Out of my leagueOld school chicLike a movie starFrom the silver screenYou're one of a kind living in a world gone plasticBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classicBaby you're so classic

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:44am UTC

John: Hey.Tracy: Hey what are you doing?John: Just texting the most gorgeous and beautiful girl in the world.Tracy: Awww that's so sweet, thanx John...John: But she did not text me back, and now am texting you.

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:41am UTC

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC

Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean TheoremDouche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for youTeacher:What is it?Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my dick squared*Class Laughs*Teacher: Is it really that small?*Class becomes silent*

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:37am UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 23, 2015 2:28pm UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 21, 2015 4:36pm UTC

"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statement than that."

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 21, 2015 4:33pm UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 21, 2015 4:31pm UTC

Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHAOther Guy: I was a Virgin until last nightTough guy: As if!Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sisterTough Guy: I don't have a sister???Other Guy: You will in about 9 months

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 21, 2015 4:30pm UTC

I would like my mornings better if they started with you.

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Cindy Lou Who*
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December 11, 2014 8:35am UTC

teacher: if you found a sandwhich and forgot your lunch most people wouldnt eat it.me and joann: i would.....lol

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Cindy Lou Who*
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December 10, 2014 8:26am UTC

"stalking" is such a strong word i prefer "intense research of an individual."

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Cindy Lou Who*
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December 10, 2014 8:24am UTC

either uou love me or hate me either way you f*ckers know my name