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1. TheCovertComic
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2023 10:17pm UTC
   Fortune favors the brave – they taste crunchier.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2020 1:19am UTC
   When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.
   
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3. BluRoseHeart*
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2014 6:23pm UTC
   "Happiness is always a choice.
   You can't wait for circumstances to get better.
   You have to create your own good fortune."
   ~Joel Osteen
   
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4. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2014 5:42pm UTC
   Anyone else ever notice. That Fortune Cookies have really bad grammar..?
   
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5. EmmaKitty
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC
   I got this in a fortune cookie
   Next time, get the shrimp
   
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6. musicismylife131313
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 11:23pm UTC
   I like fortune cookies mainly for the fortune, not the cookie
   
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7. carlydawn25
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 9:23am UTC
   So I got this fortune in a fortune cookie: "A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection." This was a while ago. I think he's lost.
   
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8. FreddyJ
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 9:58am UTC
   fortune favors the brave
   
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9. PrettyMwah
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   "Now is the time to set your sights high and
   go for it."
   -My Fortune Cookie, 17 19 26 33 36 46
   
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10. YupThatsMe
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    The Five F's You Need To Survive
    FOOD
    FRIENDS
    FAMILY
    FUN
    FORTUNE
    Bunnylover43 Format (www.wittyimagination.weebly.com)
    
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11. *Death*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    My next fortune should read:
    You will do nothing right anymore, so stop trying.
    
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12. AEleanore
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Behind every great fortune,
    there is a great crime
    
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13. Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 1:21am UTC
    We're damned after all.
    Through fortune and flame we fall.
    
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