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ForWhomTheBellTolls*

1. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2014 3:41am UTC
   I'm so glad I dont have to hunt for my food
   because, like, I don't even know where sandwitches live.
   
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2. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2014 10:45pm UTC
   WORLDS SHORTEST HORROR STORY;
   Slow internet.
   //PEOPLE GASP
   //KITTENS ARE HANGING FROM EXPLOSIVE TREES.
   //CHILDREN CRY
   //CITIES BURN
   
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3. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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   June 21, 2014 10:41pm UTC
   " Love is just a chemical, no matter what the origin. We just give it meaning by choice "
   ~Elanor Lamb
   
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4. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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   June 16, 2014 12:41am UTC
   When my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday,
   Me, being the witty little teenage girl I am, replied "A boyfriend."
   She bought me a Justin Beiber doll.
   It sings.
   It sings a song called boyfriend.
   thanks mom.
   
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5. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2014 8:50pm UTC
   Stop waiting for prince charming.
   Get up and find him.
   The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.
   
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6. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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   May 14, 2014 10:38am UTC
   "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath.
   Do your research."
   ~Sherlock Holmes
   
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7. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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   May 8, 2014 8:18pm UTC
   So today in History class I was trying to eat M&ms without getting caught.
   The teacher asked me to read a segment in the textbook and I was like,
   oh shiznuts.
   So I had to read 3 paragraphs of hoop-la with a mouth full of M&ms.
   Surprisingly I didn't get caught.
   
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8. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2014 12:09pm UTC
   That moment when your favorite song plays on the radio..
   And your carpool changes the radiostation.
   Fml
   
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9. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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   April 26, 2014 12:43pm UTC
   DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
   
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10. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    April 25, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    A child looked up at his father and asked; "What is it that makes a man?".
    The father replied, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and house, and takes care of them."
    Then the child said, "I hope I'll be a man like mum one day...".
    
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11. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    April 24, 2014 9:56pm UTC
    A couple in Michigan is being sued for $2 million after they burned down their apartment complex while trying to cook a squirrel with a blowtorch.
    I’m not an accountant, but it SOUNDS like they might not have $2 million...
    
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12. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    April 21, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Favoriting your own quote is like high-fiving yourself in public.
    
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13. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    April 19, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    "As the Prince of Hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost" ~ Eridan Ampora
    
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14. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    March 9, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    Geometry isn't that hard. Just remember that acute angles are shaped like socially acceptable sized pizza slices, and obtuse angles are shaped like real-person pizza slices.Hah! 
    
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15. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    March 8, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    Anyone else ever notice. That Fortune Cookies have really bad grammar..?
    
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16. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    March 5, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    Friend: Can I borrow your pencil for a moment?
    Me: *Gives pencil*
    Me: *Never sees pencil again*
    Bleh.
    
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17. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    March 3, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    Google +The only guy ever to ask me my number.//Cries In corner
    
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18. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
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    March 3, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    You know what would be cool?
    If It started to rain Ninjas.
    
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19. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    What the duck are you on.. Quack..?
    Get it? Quack..
    Please be my friend ;-;
    
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20. ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 10:16am UTC
    When I grow up.
    I'm going to invent the world first flying pig.
    So then I can get a cell phone.
    ~My Brother
    
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