Best Forgetful Quotes This Month

helloimasmileface
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
What if
there was no such thing as love and some trickster from before time was recorded was like "Heyy everyone if you pretend to have a major attatchment to your opposite gender you're cool" and suddenly everyone started "falling in love" with someone and then eventually humans forgot it wasn't real while it was passed through generations.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Wanting to say hi to someone,
but forgetting their name.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 8:09pm UTC

I hate trying to revise for exams
1. I don't ever have any motivation to study unless it's the day before the real thing
2. Even if I do study, i'll just end up forgetting all of it a couple of hours later
3. Exams cause me unhealthy amounts of stress
:(

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:23am UTC

me: *at school*
me: *thinks of awesome quotes*
me: *gets home*
me: *forgets everything*

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Saying something, then two seconds later, forgetting what you said.

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Dustinshankle
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 4:43pm UTC

I can Only Remember
The Bad Times Somethings
Wrong with me

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:32am UTC

When a really good quote pops into your head, but then when you get home, you forget it

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WantingTheEnd
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:19am UTC

When it gets to the evening and you think "oops I forgot to eat today".

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Forgetting what you're going to say -right before you say it.

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fruitsbasket
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Wanna hear something pathetic?
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I can't remember my OWN cell-phone number.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:31pm UTC

I was walking
down the street
and then I was like "danggg"
...I forgot my keys.

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everythingiseeis1d
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Sometimes when I get on Witty, I forget I haven't logged on and I just start reading the quotes. I don't realize until like an hour has past.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 5:03pm UTC

I'm laughing at myself because I was painting my nails and since I don't like the smell of it, I opened the window. I had it open for 2 hours because I forgot to close it and now I have a cold.

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Fjazz
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:21pm UTC

I am the type of girl that walks into a room and forgets why she's there....

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Failure*
posted a quote
May 18, 2015 7:58am UTC

Dear friend,
I must apologize to you because you are nothing but good to us, and we forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday. So a great delayed happy birthday from all of us. Friend we love you. And good luck with your first driving lesson today!
-BLJA
-manly Alex

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I have a feeling I'm forgetting something... Oh well. I probably wouldn't do it anyway.

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macdaddy118
posted a quote
February 28, 2016 5:46pm UTC

I am the worst kind of forgetful,
I remember everything.

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ourlastsummer
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Story of My Life
So I forgot it was my dad's birthday.
It's not like it sounds.
See it was a long weekend this weekend.
I had a show and I worked all day yesterday.
I actually thought it was still Monday this morning.
I didn't forget his birthday.
I just forgot that today was...well...today.
Oops.
I'm actually stupid.
enjoy this anecdote from my life

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