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Best Finals Quotes This Month

  1. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 1:29am UTC
    FINAL EXAMS
    Things in the course
    Things I studied
    Things on the exam
    Format by Breeze

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon.
    Everyone: Finals?
    Everyone: Are you in summer school?
    Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago.
    Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    English teacher: You have to memorize 20 lines of Shakespeare, take a test on Romeo and Juliet, and take a final all in the next week.
    Acting teacher: You have to memorize a five page scene by next Wednesday or Thursday, connect with your partner, and be completely, 100% believable.
    Math teacher: You're going to have a final and a bunch of quizzes on stuff we haven't gone over for months.
    History teacher: Yeah, I don't give you tests, quizzes, or homework. But you're going to have a huge fricking final on stuff I should have covered thoroughly and didn't.
    French teacher: I'm going to give you a final with a huge writing prompt and you're supposed to know passe compose even though all I do is tell you my life story.
    Science teacher: I'm giving you a final on chemisty and biology even though we've barely gone over chemistry and this is the lowest physical science class and you're taking biology next year.
    Health teacher: Yeah, don't worry. You're good.
    Me: Praise Jesus!
    Me: Mrs. K! I love you!
    Me: You are my favorite!
    Me: Please continue being a perfect human being.

  4. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    MENU
    ►►l
    ► l l
    l ◀◀
    Okay so I'm in the library
    and I plugged in my headphones
    to listen to some study music,
    but I didn't plug it in all the way
    so some music was playing out loud.
    Everyone could hear it.
    I didn't realize this
    till the librarian came over
    and notified me15 minutes later.
    "You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
    "No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
    "I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
    A couple other people around me nodded.
    "Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
    I've never been so embarrassed
    and flattered at the same time
    format by neversaynever16

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    Me: *Walks into finals like 'what's a geometry?'*

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    Hugs for those who are taking finals and feel like crying because your brain has gone blank.
    (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    Let's get down to business
    To defeat, these tests
    Next week is full of finals
    I'm gonna kill
    Myself
    I'm the laziest person I've ever met
    And you can be before we're through
    That I'll be failing my exams
    And so will you

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    finals:
    a big headache on
    everything you forgot
    that you learned
    during the year.

  9. bballsoccerluva35 bballsoccerluva35
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:10am UTC
    These finals are going to be the death of me :/

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    my morning schedule tomorrow:
    5:12-Wake up.
    6:07-Eat food.
    6:18-Leave the house.
    6:30-Get on the bus.
    8:00-Get to school.
    9:00-Take physics final.
    9:01-Try not to fail physics final.
    11:00-Turn in physics final.
    11:03-Leave school.
    11:39-Get home.
    11:40-Eat food.
    11:41-Go to sleep.

  11. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    9 Year old Andrew #3
    Me: Ugh, I think I failed my French final today. I'm dead.
    Andrew: You failed french?
    Me: Yeah. I don't even know how to introduce myself. Ugh!
    Andrew: Mon nom est Andrew. Je vais à l'école et j'aime jouer avec mes amis. Je regarde des dessins animés et des jeux vidéo, et j'aime aussi jouer du piano. C'est tout de moi. Au revoir!
    Me: ...
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me:...
    Me: Adios!

  12. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Apparently getting 80 to 90 on all my finals is horrible to my mom
    and getting an 87 as an average grade for the whole year and not getting honor roll for the last quarter is horrible too. (I got honor roll all last year and 3 out of 4 quarters this year and that still wasn't good enough)
    someone please explain to me how getting these grades is horrible.

  13. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    50 shades of I'm going to cry because of college problems.

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    DONT DROP THAT GPA, ayyye!
    DONT DROP THAT GPA. #Finals 👏👏

  15. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    me: okay brain,
    let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
    brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA
    DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
    CIRCUS

  16. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    I was playing around with my little sister
    but the moment she started to get really annoying I just said
    MOM I HAVE FINALS
    and she made her stop bothering me.
    #benefits of having asian parents

  17. missfrustrated missfrustrated
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 7:06pm UTC
    My grades be like " I'm going down and I'm gonna drag you with me"

  18. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I feel like I did well on the Math finals.
    Those suckers are in class now taking Social Studies finals.
    The perks of having good grades.

  19. musicismylife131313 musicismylife131313
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 12:40am UTC
    Dear teachers,
    How long could it possily take you to put the scantrons in a machine, and then put numbers into the computer?
    Sincerely,
    I want my grade

  20. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    The three stages of finals week:1. I'm gonna study the sh/t outta this stuff!! 2. I'll study tomorrow3. (tries studying day before tests) I'm gonna fail & then I'm not going to get into college & then I'm not gonna get the job I want & I'm not going to be able to support my family.. That's if I have a family because who is going to marry someone who failed high school & didn't go to college & works at wal-mart & omg my life sucks mom help me

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