Best Fictional Quotes This Week

CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 4:23pm UTC

person: what's your type?
Me: fictional

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC

Can cute boys around me stop being
- gay
- younger than me
- 15 years older than me
- 1234512345 miles away
- taken
- famous
- fictional
- or dead?

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC

The five sides of Tumblr:
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair.
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples.
Side three: Genuinely fûcked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide.
Side four: Põrn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 10:47pm UTC

some fictional characters
should be real
and some real people
should be fictional
StoryQouteLover

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC

if dean and castiel don't kiss at least once before Supernatural ends i might scream and cry
"Cas, never change."
&
"You're different."
&
"I did it all for you."
&
"I'd rather have you."
clearly not gay. clearly.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 2:24pm UTC

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a dxuchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live in the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exists
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: HI I'M YOUR BESTFRIEND

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AnimeWolf56
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 7:29am UTC

Shout-Out to my boyfriend in Hospital with a serious case of
Being A Fictional Character
-_-

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TheMagnificentWolf
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every fictional character I love dies.
They always die.
Just tell me WHY?
\(o_o)/

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bye*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:51pm UTC

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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October 14, 2013 11:14am UTC

I love reading books, escaping into unknown worlds and losing myself in them. I get to meet new people--sometimes even taking a fancy to one character more than the rest, wishing more than anything they were real. But reading in such a way does not always do me good. I will travel an illusion of the most tragic and beautiful love story and will love every minute of it, but what am I to do when the adventure is over, and I have naught left but my own company and a few hundred printed pages?

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...*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Loving a fictional character
from a book
</3

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Picklypickles*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 12:05pm UTC

I'll be 27 years old and still be convinced
that I'm in a relationship with a fictional character.

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bronte1234
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:05am UTC

guy: wanna go out?
girl: are you a demigod?
guy: no
girl: are you a wizard?
guy: no
girl: are you a shadowhunter?
guy: no
girl: are you a fictional character from at least one book?
guy: ummm, you do know fictional characters aren't re-
girl: IF YOU AREN'T FICTIONAL, WALK AWAY.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Love is fictional.
but I somehow still believe in it.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 9:24pm UTC

If I had a dollar for everytime I felt
more emotion for a fictional
character than people
in real life, I could pay
for the phsychiatric
help I obvioulsy
need.

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