Best Faves Quotes Today

lithium*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:47pm UTC

me: [swoops in and saves your quote from 0 faves]

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC

my life would probably get 2 faves

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Me: Yes. This quote is hilarious.
Me: *posts quote*
Six minutes later
Me: Nobody faved it yet.
Me: *signs into my 30 other accounts to fave it so that other people will see it*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 9:44pm UTC

What it's like when you get a top quote
5 minutes: *a few notifications*
30 minutes: *20 notifications*
1 hour: *35 or 40 notifications*
2 hours: *40 or 50 notifications*
5 hours: *50ish notifications*
10 hours: *almost 100 notifications*
15 hours: *100 notifications*
20 hours: *100 notifications*
24 hours: *0 notifications*
Me: Well it was nice while it lasted.

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HometownHero
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:27pm UTC

You got a boyfriend ?,
well i got a quote that got over one fave
who’s the real winner here.

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noseogefil
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 3:39pm UTC

there's always that one wittian
that you almost never talk to, but whenever you make a quote they always fave it.

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Lets prove to witty that you don't need a PRETTY quote to get alot of faves.
Watch this witty.
(now please don't let me embarrass myself!)

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QuoteMyLife
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 7:44pm UTC

me quoting song lyrics: *gets one fave*
someone else quoting song lyrics: *gets 12123 faves*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Things I've noticed while I've been a user on witty:
1) When I steal a quote from another website I get less than 100 faves.
2) When I make my own quote about something sincere, I get 0 to 10 faves.
3) If I make my own quote that is funny I suddenly get over 100 faves

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC

You never realize how
boring your life is
until someone asks what
you like to do for fun

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 3:10am UTC

Just because your quote
Didn't get tons of faves, it does not mean it's not a good quote.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

♚
I will not
keep calm
And
you can
feuck off

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...*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Guess what guys?!
I'm turning 1,000 years old today!
Can I get that many faves?
Thanks guys, you are so
B e a u t i f u l .

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 7:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when your
trying to get over someone you never
even dated

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 11:11pm UTC

Faving a bunch of quotes then realizing they were all by the same person and feeling like a creepy stalker

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Trustmeee
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Uh yeah I did just get 10 faves on my quote.
Yeah I'm basically witty famous,
but you don't need to make a big deal about it..
I'm just a normal girl.. Calm down.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:32am UTC

It must be annoying
getting a quote with tons of faves because its a good format.

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pickyuser
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 2:52pm UTC

i want faves lol

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 10:18am UTC

Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.
like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Me: *posts quote*
Me: This quote is hilarious I'm gonna get so many faves!
Me: It's gonna be on the top quotes!
Me: I'm gonna become witty famous!
Me:I can't believe I came up with this quote it's so good!
***The next day***
Me: Oh I better check my witty I bet that really good quote I posted yesterday has so many faves!
Me: *logs on*
*One notification*

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