Best False Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 7:07pm UTC

"You're denying it, so it must be true!"
No, I'm denying it because it's motherf.cking false.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 4:20pm UTC

10 old wives tales still believed today that are NOT true:
1. Carrots improve our sight
2. Touching toads gives you warts
3. Too much telly hurts your eyes
4. The shape of a pregnant woman's baby indicates the gender of the baby
5. You shouldn't swim after eating
6. You'll catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair
7. Shaving hair makes it grow back thicker
8. Feed a cold starve a fever
9. Cracking your knuckles/fingers gives you Arthirtis
10. Cats 'choke' or 'smother' newborns

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I'm kind of a big deal
on a fairly irrelevant
social media site
that falsely inflates my ego.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 6:23pm UTC

"Never forget what someone says when they're the most angry.. that's when they're the most honest."
That's not true. When I'm angry, I just say things to start fights and p/ss people off. So no... that's not true.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 12:52pm UTC

When you think you're on your period
but it's a false alarm.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 12:34am UTC

It has been said time heals all wounds.
I do not agree. The wounds remain.
IN TIME, THE MIND PROTECTS IT'S SANITY,
covers them with scar tissue, and the
pain lessens. But it's never gone.
-ROSE KENNEDY

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Nothing rhymes with orange.
FALSE.
"Nothing" and "orange" do not rhyme.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 1:21pm UTC

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

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ImtheOnee
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 5:42pm UTC

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me
if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me
if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me
- sorry .

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
October 8, 2015 6:01pm UTC

I wish what we had was worth it to you.
but you fear being judged.

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
July 15, 2015 10:06pm UTC

I can tell by your eyes that
you're in love with me

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
August 9, 2015 10:38pm UTC

Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true.
*Loneliness hurts.
*Rejection hurts.
*Losing someone hurts.
*Envy hurts.
Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 1:32pm UTC

One day your going to wake up and realize how much you care about me
and when that day comes I’ll be waking up with a guy who already knew.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 8:41am UTC

"We are your friends"
Don't make me gag.

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Failure*
posted a quote
July 6, 2015 7:27pm UTC

I hope you never forget me
I hope you never regret me

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iDiv
posted a quote
October 19, 2015 12:15am UTC

Breaking my back just
to know your name.

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Saxone
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 8:34pm UTC

I believed you loved me.
Then I watched you walk away,
because in reality you loved her..
Why?

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:30pm UTC

It's funny how;
When the Americans stereotype the British they always use old English and a really vintage styles dressed sence.
However when the British stereotype Americans they are more or less correct.

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Mollie88
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC

If you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to
spend less time on the internet?
cause idk if im prepared for that.

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
October 27, 2015 12:40am UTC

I wasn't happy so we ended it.
I'm still not happy, and I miss you.

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