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  1. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2015 5:54pm UTC
    Would you watch me fall?
    Are you fading too?

  2. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2015 10:59pm UTC
    Stop Saying Sorry..

  3. iDiv iDiv
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2015 12:05am UTC
    I know I fall to easy, It's because no one has caught me the way you did.

  4. iDiv iDiv
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2015 12:20am UTC
    Watch me poor my heart out,
    and you not answer.

  5. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2015 12:42am UTC
    Were you told as a child how cruel the whole world can be?

  6. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2015 12:44am UTC
    Understand that if you're cold I'll keep you warm
    And besides, there's so much beauty in a storm

  7. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 8:02am UTC
    This sentence is false.

  8. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2015 10:03pm UTC
    I didn't want to hurt anybody,
    I'm a throw my white flag up

  9. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2015 11:55pm UTC
    I ain't too sure what I believe in
    But I believe in what I see

  10. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2015 2:05am UTC
    How do I explain myself
    without sounding to insane

  11. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2015 2:14am UTC
    if I could start over
    I'd probably screw up again

  12. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2015 5:52pm UTC
    He broke your heart
    Yeah, he tore you in to pieces

  13. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2015 11:43pm UTC
    I was diagnosed with depending on you too much.

  14. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2015 12:35am UTC
    " I love you"
    It is not suppose to make wanna cry or die inside.
    It's suppose to make you wanna smile and keep on living.

  15. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2015 12:42am UTC
    " I don't wanna love anyone the way I loved him
    because I don't want anyone that close to me again.
    They might leave me...
    So I will wait for him to be ready and see if I am to by then.
    You can only wait so long for someone, before you lose faith"

  16. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2015 12:59am UTC
    It must be true what people say, that only time can heal the pain.
    And every single day I feel it fade away, but
    I still remember how the distance tricked us

  17. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    true or false (:
    my best friend is a girl: True
    i have a boyfriend: false
    i like pizza: True
    i have dark eyes: True (I think)
    i always wear lipstick: False
    my hair is long: Half true and half false
    i have a friend who is at least 1 foot taller than me: true
    my best friend is taller than me: Well I have a few best friends, So it's True and false.
    i always wear my seatbelt in the car: true
    i've been to a foreign country: True
    i've broken a bone: true
    i've had a professional manicure: true
    i drive: false
    i need to lose weight: so false
    i have dressed up as santa before: false
    i have or have had a pet cat: true
    i have or have had a pet dog: true
    i love to read: It depends
    i love taking surveys/quizzes online: true

  18. Derek_McEpic Derek_McEpic
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE.

  19. NarryandMe* NarryandMe*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 10:35am UTC
    My Principal called me into the ofiice yesterday 'welcome' me back from my hospitalization.....
    which was a month ago....
    But thanks for trying

  20. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2015 11:24am UTC
    True Or False Survey
    I am a cuddler - true
    I am a morning person - true
    I am a perfectionist -true
    I am an only child -false
    I am Catholic -false
    I am currently in my pajamas -false
    I am currently single -false
    I am currently suffering from a broken heart - true
    I am okay at styling other people’s hair -true
    I am left handed - false
    I am addicted to my myspace -false
    I am very shy around the opposite gender -false
    I bite my nails -true
    I can be paranoid at times -true
    I currently regret something that I have said-false
    When I get mad I curse frequently -true
    I like someone -true
    I enjoy country music - false
    I enjoy jazz music -true
    I enjoy smoothies -true
    I enjoy talking on the phone - false
    I have a pet - true
    I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal - true
    I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person - true
    I have all my grandparents - false
    I have at least one sibling - true
    I have been told that I am smart -true
    I get higher then C’s in school -true
    My GPA is higher then 2.5 -true
    I have broken a bone - false
    I have Caller I.D. on my phone -kinda
    I have bathed/showered with someone -true
    I have changed a diaper - true
    I have done something illegal -true
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair - true
    I have had surgery - true
    I have killed another person -false
    I have had my hair cut within the last week -false
    I have had the cops called on me - true
    I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t - true

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